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PostSubject: Funny   Wed Mar 02, 2011 12:57 pm

Four married guys go golfing.

First Guy, "You have no idea what I had to do to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."

Second Guy, "That's nothing. I had to promise my wife that I will build a new deck for the pool."

Third Guy, "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her!"

They continue to play the hole when they realise that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him, "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What's the deal?"

Fourth Guy,"I just set my alarm for 5.30am. When it goes off, I shut off my alarm, give the wife a nudge and say, "Golf course or intercourse?" and she says,"Wear your sweater.""
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