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PostSubject: Do Not Trust Lawyers   Thu Aug 27, 2009 6:38 pm

One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

He asked one man 'Why are you eating grass?'

'We don't have any money for food,' the poor man replied. 'We have to eat grass.'

'Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you', the lawyer said.

'But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree'.

'Bring them along,' the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, 'You come with us also.'

The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, 'But sir, I also have a wife and six children with me!'

'Bring them all, as well,' the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, 'Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.'

The lawyer replied, 'Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the grass is almost 1 metre high!'
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PostSubject: Re: Do Not Trust Lawyers   Thu Aug 27, 2009 7:37 pm

Haha!
I think this must have happened in India..
Tall Grass, India Alot..
Cars with alot of people squeezed inside.. common. Traffic Police dun care.. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Do Not Trust Lawyers   Thu Aug 27, 2009 9:42 pm

LOL! Good one, bro! Lawyers are idiots!

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PostSubject: Re: Do Not Trust Lawyers   Thu Aug 27, 2009 11:53 pm

Technospaz wrote:
LOL! Good one, bro! Lawyers are idiots!

validation from one who knows it all too well Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Do Not Trust Lawyers   Fri Aug 28, 2009 6:41 am

botak wrote:
Technospaz wrote:
LOL! Good one, bro! Lawyers are idiots!

validation from one who knows it all too well Very Happy

Eh?

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PostSubject: Re: Do Not Trust Lawyers   Fri Aug 28, 2009 8:48 am

How to destroy a great deal?
Get two lawyers involved.
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PostSubject: Re: Do Not Trust Lawyers   Fri Aug 28, 2009 8:50 am

and i thought it was to bring siaw8 along....
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PostSubject: Re: Do Not Trust Lawyers   Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:00 am

mUAr_cHEe wrote:
and i thought it was to bring siaw8 along....

MC... u r right... i am already past tense.. you are the present tense...
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PostSubject: Re: Do Not Trust Lawyers   Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:11 am

ha nor.

that is why u are past tense and i am present tense.
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PostSubject: Re: Do Not Trust Lawyers   Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:24 am

Aiyah, look on the bright side, maybe the lawyer is asking the poor pple to help him cut the grass and than gave them soem money to buy food or treat them to a big meals. not eat grass lah..
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PostSubject: Re: Do Not Trust Lawyers   Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:53 am

Lawyers.... have my fair share of experience with them in corp work... I think they need to learn about service standards.
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PostSubject: Re: Do Not Trust Lawyers   Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:19 am

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Lawyers.... have my fair share of experience with them in corp work... I think they need to learn about service standards.

I think you need to appreciate that not all lawyers are like the ones you've dealt with.

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