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PostSubject: Nine Words Woman Use !!!   Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:03 am

Laughing Thanks sooty for sharing ! Now I know ! cheers

Enjoy ! bounce


NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. That will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F--- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response, refer to # 3.


Warning to men : arguments you can avoid if you remember the terminology.


To all the women a good laugh, 'cause you know it's true!!!


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PostSubject: Re: Nine Words Woman Use !!!   Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:44 am

UL, now you tell me!

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PostSubject: Re: Nine Words Woman Use !!!   Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:53 am

Uncle Lau wrote:
Laughing Thanks sooty for sharing ! Now I know ! cheers

Enjoy ! bounce


NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. That will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F--- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response, refer to # 3.


Warning to men : arguments you can avoid if you remember the terminology.


To all the women a good laugh, 'cause you know it's true!!!


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This is so true lor.....Even my mother uses it on me!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Nine Words Woman Use !!!   Fri Jun 26, 2009 9:27 am

My wife uses it on me ALL THE TIME!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Nine Words Woman Use !!!   Fri Jun 26, 2009 10:12 am

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

This is soooo true!

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PostSubject: Re: Nine Words Woman Use !!!   Fri Jun 26, 2009 10:48 am

wah, i just got no 8 lastnight!! haha
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PostSubject: Re: Nine Words Woman Use !!!   Fri Jun 26, 2009 1:44 pm

All the married men on this forum can relate to Uncle Lau's list.

Can also add wives' 'nagging at husbands for their own amusement'.

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