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PostSubject: Test ... Test ...   Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:21 am

This is tricky.......
Put on your "Sense of Humor" hats, it's a short one, think hard, have fun and good luck!!
The Banana Test

There is a very, very tall coconuttree and there are 4 animals,
A Lion, A Chimp, AGiraffe,
...AND...

A Squirrel


They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.


Who do you guess will win?


Your answer will reflect your personality.


So think carefully . . ..
Try and answer within 30 seconds.Got your answer?


Now scroll down to see the analysis.


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If your answer is:

Lion = you're dull.
Chimpanzee = you're dense.
Giraffe = you're a complete moron.
Squirrel = you're hopeless.





A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS.




Obviously you're stressed and overworked.
You should take some time off and relax
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PostSubject: Re: Test ... Test ...   Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:28 am

i guess i'm hopeless Sad
brudder.. u type coconuttree leh.... chim leh..

summore squirrel see nut cannot think liao...
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PostSubject: Re: Test ... Test ...   Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:29 am

yeah!!!!! i noticed coconut tree !!! i am neither!! ahhahaaha
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PostSubject: Re: Test ... Test ...   Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:33 am

Bro SS ... Seeing you hit them balls today ..... ouch ..... cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Test ... Test ...   Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:35 am

I'll just go ahead and bio-engineer a hybrid of a coconut palm with a banana plant, force-train a squirel into desiring bananas and then prove that my selection of a squirrel being the first to get the banana off the coconut palm will, in fact, be the correctly selected scenario...

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PostSubject: Re: Test ... Test ...   Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:55 am

Lamts18 wrote:
Bro SS ... Seeing you hit them balls today ..... ouch ..... cheers
Ya.. I understand. Sad .. last time I saw my swing on video.. it was so ugly.. OUCH for me too.... Sad
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PostSubject: Re: Test ... Test ...   Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:58 am

Dont worry .... you'll smoke them on your next game .... Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Test ... Test ...   Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:58 am

you think so? i post some of the videos up, see whether other GR forummers will ouch or not lah..
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PostSubject: Re: Test ... Test ...   Wed Sep 02, 2009 7:47 am

Hybrid coconut tree'leh?

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PostSubject: Re: Test ... Test ...   Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:35 am

mervyntan wrote:
you think so? i post some of the videos up, see whether other GR forummers will ouch or not lah..

pls post more of my mentor's swing....

it will benefit most golfers here. Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Test ... Test ...   Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:36 pm

Bro Jake,

Your mentor damn steam man, we were at the den yesterday. He was trying a R9 4 wood, bang bang bang, shots after shots of pure crisp contact. We were all in awe. He hit easily 30 shots to help run in the shaft. All pure and crisp, and hitting the canvas at the same spot. The stats were:

Swing speed - 97mph
Distance - consistantly 210-220m
PTR - 140+

So now he his not your mentor, he is our mentor too.
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PostSubject: Re: Test ... Test ...   Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:45 pm

WOWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the stats for this 4 WOOD of his easily bettered my stats for DRIVER!!!!!!!

how can u blamed me for wanting him to be my mentor... Smile

SS, to be fair, next game give me 4-4 can liao... i very fair..i still give u better chance of taking my $$$ after these hcp index... swee?
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PostSubject: Re: Test ... Test ...   Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:50 pm

wah win liao lor


ss: are you willing to accept me as your disciple?

i no need hit far, teach me to hit 4 wood like you.

thanks you veerrrry muchhhhhhhh
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PostSubject: Re: Test ... Test ...   Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:52 pm

wa seh... My driver oni 180m...

I also wan I also wan!
Be my mentor pleaseeeeeeee..

Those behind,
Please que up..
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PostSubject: Re: Test ... Test ...   Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:55 pm

art wrote:
wah win liao lor


ss: are you willing to accept me as your disciple?

i no need hit far, teach me to hit 4 wood like you.

thanks you veerrrry muchhhhhhhh

bro, told u liao...

he is the real buaya... opps... sorry real deal...
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PostSubject: Re: Test ... Test ...   Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:56 pm

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wa seh... My driver oni 180m...

I also wan I also wan!
Be my mentor pleaseeeeeeee..

Those behind,
Please que up..

bro roystonnn,

i am the ta tu di... (1st disciple)

Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Test ... Test ...   Wed Sep 02, 2009 2:03 pm

jaketang wrote:
Roystonnn wrote:
wa seh... My driver oni 180m...

I also wan I also wan!
Be my mentor pleaseeeeeeee..

Those behind,
Please que up..

bro roystonnn,

i am the ta tu di... (1st disciple)

Smile

Oh, da shi siong!!! Face Hug
From the post, it seems like I am the 3rd.. Cheers Jump

Da shi siong, you haven't teach me NTP skill leh..

Regards,

Qin Ai De San Shi Di
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PostSubject: Re: Test ... Test ...   Wed Sep 02, 2009 2:05 pm

bro roystonnn,

the fastest way n easiest way is to use yr favorite hand......

visualize 1yards away from the tee to the 1 sq cm tht u wan yr ball to land...

step over the line.....

hop in to buggy n drive st to the hole...

walk over n bend 90 degrees from the waist...

slowly put the ball there..

u got it..
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PostSubject: Re: Test ... Test ...   Wed Sep 02, 2009 2:17 pm

No need to call me bro.. u can call me san shi di. Very Happy

btw, this NTP skill quite complicated!!!
Furthmore, I cun identify my favourite hand.
some things I do, I like using right hand to do..
some other things, I like using left hand to do..

But it's okay as I am quite smart.
I shall try that out on next Charity Golf or when we game together!!!! keke. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Test ... Test ...   Wed Sep 02, 2009 2:30 pm

Roystonnn wrote:

Furthmore, I cun identify my favourite hand.
some things I do, I like using right hand to do..
some other things, I like using left hand to do..
Laughing

ROFL ROFL ROFL And some other things got to make full use of both hands. Stretcher
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PostSubject: Re: Test ... Test ...   Wed Sep 02, 2009 2:37 pm

wahhhaaha... we shld arrange a game soon... hehehehe
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PostSubject: Re: Test ... Test ...   Wed Sep 02, 2009 2:40 pm

Topic OFF
U guys supposed to find banana in the coconut tree..not tcss so much!

And please dun anyhow spread rubbish rumors la... I've golf with Jake and art at the GR charity game and they saw my real life on-the-course golf sucks...


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PostSubject: Re: Test ... Test ...   Wed Sep 02, 2009 2:43 pm

finally the master / mentor arrived.....

SS, though u try very hard to hide...but the end results matter.....

in the end for sixers, u r the sole winner, no lose... so wat does tht mean? u can turn in on n off as and when u like.. Smile buaya....

as usual, my socre is last... see.. evidence...


when we playing? 5-5?
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PostSubject: Re: Test ... Test ...   Wed Sep 02, 2009 2:50 pm

Buaya Mentor,

I not spreading rumour lah, i got alot of witnesses leh. I can also recover the records from the launch monitor hard disk, MT video of you and unknown to some camera recordings from the secret pin-hole camera originally installed at den to capture Siaw8 obscene habits.
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PostSubject: Re: Test ... Test ...   Wed Sep 02, 2009 2:56 pm

jaketang wrote:
bro art.... must be fair.. in golf we talked abt average, not some freak day.. heehee
Bro.. like u say, dun tok about freak day! U saw my golf standard during the game.. actcherly hor... in our flight you are the only one who won prize (nearest to pin!) Sixers is luck.. I depend on my partners lor..

You so good still ask 5-5? Shameless ah 8) Question
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