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PostSubject: How to make a woman happy......must learn   Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:41 am

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes



HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring alcohol
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PostSubject: Re: How to make a woman happy......must learn   Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:51 am

You forgot play golf for Making the man happy column??
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PostSubject: Re: How to make a woman happy......must learn   Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:54 am

Show up naked to play golf with men? Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: How to make a woman happy......must learn   Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:34 pm

Its more like allowing a man to have his own time for golf earnestly instead of pulling a long face or making him feel like he is doing something wrong.

Luckily my wife is understanding to this point hahaha Razz

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PostSubject: Re: How to make a woman happy......must learn   Fri Jun 26, 2009 1:52 pm

Favourite phrases women like to hear from husbands and long-time boyfriends:

1. Yes, dear.
2. Your are always correct.
3. You never look fat (or older).
4. Your mom and/or dad has the correct idea about me (I am lazy, irresponsible, and broke.)
5. My male friends are losers mostly.
6. Men are cavemen whenever they see young and pretty girls.
7. Watching some sappy romance movie beats playing golf any day.
8. Action movies like Terminator are for men who are still little boys at heart.
9. Blah blah blah.....

CK

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PostSubject: Re: How to make a woman happy......must learn   Fri Jun 26, 2009 3:13 pm

I have learn to say "Yes, dear" to everything War
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PostSubject: Re: How to make a woman happy......must learn   Fri Jun 26, 2009 3:19 pm

My suggestions on how to make a woman happy:

1. Think of her first and always.
2. Never ridicule or disregard her thoughts or comments, however silly.
3. Learn to compromise by giving in to her more than you'd want to.
4. Compliment her but do it sincerely.
5. Pay attention to what she likes.
6. Surprise her - they love surprises.
7. Learn to make her laugh.
8. Cuddle her constantly Smile
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PostSubject: Re: How to make a woman happy......must learn   Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:22 pm

Very true ! Thanks for sharing !!!

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PostSubject: Re: How to make a woman happy......must learn   Sat Jun 27, 2009 12:29 am

How to make a woman happy:

1) Most importantly, make her love you. That's all..

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PostSubject: Re: How to make a woman happy......must learn   Sat Jun 27, 2009 12:32 am

katherinechiok wrote:
How to make a woman happy:

1) Most importantly, make her love you. That's all..

its that simple.. men think too much...
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PostSubject: Re: How to make a woman happy......must learn   Sat Jun 27, 2009 12:47 am

katherinechiok wrote:
How to make a woman happy:

1) Most importantly, make her love you. That's all..

It's not that simple, ladies.

Before she can love you, she needs to be happy. Therein lies the heart of the problem Wink
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PostSubject: Re: How to make a woman happy......must learn   Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:01 am

missmoon wrote:
katherinechiok wrote:
How to make a woman happy:

1) Most importantly, make her love you. That's all..

its that simple.. men think too much...

ya.. men these days think too much liao..
love can be that simple, making a woman happy can also be that simple.

moon Beer kat
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PostSubject: Re: How to make a woman happy......must learn   Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:02 am

Technospaz wrote:
katherinechiok wrote:
How to make a woman happy:

1) Most importantly, make her love you. That's all..

It's not that simple, ladies.

Before she can love you, she needs to be happy. Therein lies the heart of the problem Wink

No she need not be happy to love you. but she has to love you in order to be happy.
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PostSubject: Re: How to make a woman happy......must learn   Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:26 am

katherinechiok wrote:
Technospaz wrote:
katherinechiok wrote:
How to make a woman happy:

1) Most importantly, make her love you. That's all..

It's not that simple, ladies.

Before she can love you, she needs to be happy. Therein lies the heart of the problem Wink

No she need not be happy to love you. but she has to love you in order to be happy.

Love is sometimes blind... A guy/girl can treat a girl/guy badly and the girl/guy will still love him/her.
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PostSubject: Re: How to make a woman happy......must learn   Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:51 am

Love is sometimes blind... A guy/girl can treat a girl/guy badly and the girl/guy will still love him/her /quote by Elbry

Yo bro ! Such cases only happen to shows of the 50's and 60's....Actress Ivy Ling Po times ! Shocked

Today, in the 21 Century Love is like buying Handphones. Young people have too many Loves in their life beside their own BF and GF....ie new Ipod, PC, Fast Car, New Golf Sets etc.... A relationship is just to them, someone to do things they enjoy doing, once the interests is over, they move to a new site....no offend to any bros and sisters. Look at the current divorce rate and Marriage rate, Baby boom ?

Treasure your loves one and friends, especially your closest one, for that is only one left by your side till end of time !

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PostSubject: Re: How to make a woman happy......must learn   Sat Jun 27, 2009 12:24 pm

S70B wrote:
Luckily my wife is understanding to this point hahaha Razz

cyclops Knowing what to post and say when they know the wife reads the forum... bounce
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PostSubject: Re: How to make a woman happy......must learn   Sat Jun 27, 2009 7:04 pm

Uncle Lau wrote:
Love is sometimes blind... A guy/girl can treat a girl/guy badly and the girl/guy will still love him/her /quote by Elbry

Yo bro ! Such cases only happen to shows of the 50's and 60's....Actress Ivy Ling Po times ! Shocked

Today, in the 21 Century Love is like buying Handphones. Young people have too many Loves in their life beside their own BF and GF....ie new Ipod, PC, Fast Car, New Golf Sets etc.... A relationship is just to them, someone to do things they enjoy doing, once the interests is over, they move to a new site....no offend to any bros and sisters. Look at the current divorce rate and Marriage rate, Baby boom ?

Treasure your loves one and friends, especially your closest one, for that is only one left by your side till end of time !

Beer

Hihi UL, agree with your last sentence.

I mentioned in the previous post because I saw a few examples in some of my friends. My friends and I always ask, why you willing to take so much #$% from him/her, they say I still love him/her. But in the end, after multiple breakups, they finally learn their lesson.

Your example above maybe applies more for the late 80s onwards hehe Razz
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PostSubject: Re: How to make a woman happy......must learn   Sat Jun 27, 2009 8:19 pm

Ssquirrel wrote:
S70B wrote:
Luckily my wife is understanding to this point hahaha Razz

cyclops Knowing what to post and say when they know the wife reads the forum... bounce

Haha, my wife doesn't read this forum, I keep her updated of the events happening here.
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PostSubject: Re: How to make a woman happy......must learn   Tue Jun 30, 2009 11:48 pm

katherinechiok wrote:
How to make a woman happy:

1) Most importantly, make her love you. That's all..

I like your answer. But I prefer, love her as you love yourself. Then Husband:"Most importantly, make her love you.

God blesses all marriages. Be it always a happy and blessed marriage made in heaven for all married couples, though it's not always a bed of roses..... even roses have thorns.
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PostSubject: Re: How to make a woman happy......must learn   Tue Jun 30, 2009 11:51 pm

S70B wrote:
Ssquirrel wrote:
S70B wrote:
Luckily my wife is understanding to this point hahaha Razz

cyclops Knowing what to post and say when they know the wife reads the forum... bounce

Haha, my wife doesn't read this forum, I keep her updated of the events happening here.

Don't be too sure.... You'll never know she may be watching u Laughing
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