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PostSubject: 原來做人就是很簡單!   Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:31 am

原來做人就是很簡單!

有一個人去應徵工作,隨手將走廊上的紙屑撿起來,

放進了垃圾桶,被路過的口試官看到了,因此他得到了這份工作。
原來獲得賞識很簡單,養成好習慣就可以了。
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有個小弟在腳踏車店當學徒,有人送來一部故障的腳踏車,小弟除了將車修好,還把車子整理的漂亮如新,其他學徒笑他多此一舉,後來雇主將腳踏車領回去的第二天,小弟被挖角到那位雇主的公司上班。
原來出人頭地很簡單,吃點虧就可以了。
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有個小孩對母親說:「媽媽你今天好漂亮。」母親回答:「為什麼。」小孩說「因為媽媽今天都沒有生氣。」
原來要擁有漂亮很簡單,只要不生氣就可以了。
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有個牧場主人,叫他孩子每天在牧場上辛勤的工作,朋友對他說:「你不需要讓孩子如此辛苦,農作物一樣會長得很好的。」牧場主人回答說:「我不是在培養農作物,我是在培養我的孩子。」
原來培養孩子很簡單,讓他吃點苦頭就可以了。
_____ ___________________________

有一個網球教練對學生說:「如果一個網球掉進草堆裏,應該如何找?」

有人答:「從草堆中心線開始找。」有人答:「從草堆的最凹處開始找。」有人答:「從草最長的地方開始找。」教練宣布正確答案:「按部就班的從草地的一頭,搜尋到草地的另一。」
原來尋找成功的方法很簡單,從一數到十不要跳過就可以了。
________________________________

有一家商店經常燈火通明,有人問:「你們店裡到底是用什麼牌子的燈管?那麼耐用。」店家回答說:「我們的燈管也常常壞,祇是我們壞了就換而已。」
原來保持明亮的方法很簡單,只要常常更換就可以了
_______________________________

住在田邊的青蛙對住在路邊的青蛙說:「你這裡太危險,搬來跟我住吧!」路邊的青蛙說:「我已經 習慣了,懶得搬了。」幾天後,田邊的青蛙去探望路邊的青蛙,卻發現他已被車子壓死,暴屍在馬路上。
原來掌握命運的方法很簡單,遠離懶惰就可以了。
______________________________

有一隻小雞破殼而出的時候,剛好有隻烏龜經過,從此以後小雞就背著蛋殼過一生。
原來脫離沉重的負荷很簡單,放棄固執成見就可以了。
________________________________

有一支掏金隊伍在沙漠中行走,大家都步伐沉重,痛苦不堪,只有一人快樂的走著,別人問:「你為何如此愜意?」他笑著:「因為我帶的東西最少。」
原來快樂很簡單,擁有少一點就可以了。
_______________________________
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早上醒來,光彩在臉上,充滿笑容的迎接未來。
到了中午,光彩在腰上,挺直腰桿的活在當下。
到了晚上,光彩在腳上,腳踏實地的做好自己。

原來人生也很簡單,只要能懂得「珍惜、知足、感恩」你就擁有了生命的光彩
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「好東西要跟大家分享
生命就該浪費在美好的事物上,
當你遇見美好的事物時所要做的事,
就是把它分享給你四周的人;
這樣,美好的事物才能在這個世界上
自由自在的散播開來....」
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PostSubject: Re: 原來做人就是很簡單!   Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:41 am

Another piece of classic from a wise man...
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PostSubject: Re: 原來做人就是很簡單!   Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:46 am

I wish I could read chinese.

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PostSubject: Re: 原來做人就是很簡單!   Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:47 am

Technospaz wrote:
I wish I could read chinese.


we use long hair dictionaries .....
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PostSubject: Re: 原來做人就是很簡單!   Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:58 am

what you said??Bro
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PostSubject: Re: 原來做人就是很簡單!   Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:59 am

Lamts18 wrote:
Technospaz wrote:
I wish I could read chinese.


we use long hair dictionaries .....

You need a dictionary for your long hair?

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PostSubject: Re: 原來做人就是很簡單!   Thu Sep 03, 2009 12:09 pm

i just cut my hair short before my trip .... hot weather .... Embarassed
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PostSubject: Re: 原來做人就是很簡單!   Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:07 pm

i like it~ A LOT

Worth reading
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PostSubject: Re: 原來做人就是很簡單!   Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:14 pm

frosTEE wrote:
i like it~ A LOT

Worth reading
I don't understand... Sad ..
U got long hair? or got dictionary??? albino
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PostSubject: Re: 原來做人就是很簡單!   Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:19 pm

Eh... before i get the correct long hair dictionary, can i know what language is that???
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PostSubject: Re: 原來做人就是很簡單!   Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:39 pm

shotah wrote:
Eh... before i get the correct long hair dictionary, can i know what language is that???
Oei!!! Posting here ah??? Finish measuring the lot behind Far East SC anot? Big enuff for the new indoor 24hr climate-controlled driving range?
When you go and negotiate with the URA buggers.. print out a copy of this wise post and bring along 2 PRC long hair dictionary to help... albino
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PostSubject: Re: 原來做人就是很簡單!   Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:02 pm

Boss, settle liao. Nearly fight with them. in order to accomodate your 380 yards range, we need to build through the 12.57m gap between four seasons hotel and the back on the hilton hotel. They say its too risky, even TW will have a little disperson. So because of this, I nearly whack them, see you no up. I say, even if it is 2.57m, my mentor has no problem because of the TSS. So now they will want to check with Four Seasons and Hilton for their permission. ANd i have also sent them your swing video, and they are CONVINCED of the minimal dispersion.
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PostSubject: Re: 原來做人就是很簡單!   Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:17 pm

somebody...pls translate..??? me only recognize mahjong characters
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PostSubject: Re: 原來做人就是很簡單!   Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:43 pm

Duval_S wrote:
somebody...pls translate..??? me only recognize mahjong characters

chinese is such a complicated language... can't stand it... they use so many characters to say what english can say in a few words..

to cut a long story short, basically the article is saying,

Life is very easy, just go and sign up for TSS™® and your problems will end. Forever.
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PostSubject: Re: 原來做人就是很簡單!   Thu Sep 03, 2009 5:20 pm

mervyntan wrote:

chinese is such a complicated language... can't stand it... they use so many characters to say what english can say in a few words..

to cut a long story short, basically the article is saying,

Life is very easy, just go and sign up for TSS™® and your problems will end. Forever.

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: 原來做人就是很簡單!   Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:25 pm

Lamts18 wrote:
原來做人就是很簡單!

有一個人去應徵工作,隨手將走廊上的紙屑撿起來,

放進了垃圾桶,被路過的口試官看到了,因此他得到了這份工作。
原來獲得賞識很簡單,養成好習慣就可以了。
_______________________________

有個小弟在腳踏車店當學徒,有人送來一部故障的腳踏車,小弟除了將車修好,還把車子整理的漂亮如新,其他學徒笑他多此一舉,後來雇主將腳踏車領回去的第二天,小弟被挖角到那位雇主的公司上班。
原來出人頭地很簡單,吃點虧就可以了。
________________________________

有個小孩對母親說:「媽媽你今天好漂亮。」母親回答:「為什麼。」小孩說「因為媽媽今天都沒有生氣。」
原來要擁有漂亮很簡單,只要不生氣就可以了。
________________________________

有個牧場主人,叫他孩子每天在牧場上辛勤的工作,朋友對他說:「你不需要讓孩子如此辛苦,農作物一樣會長得很好的。」牧場主人回答說:「我不是在培養農作物,我是在培養我的孩子。」
原來培養孩子很簡單,讓他吃點苦頭就可以了。
_____ ___________________________

有一個網球教練對學生說:「如果一個網球掉進草堆裏,應該如何找?」

有人答:「從草堆中心線開始找。」有人答:「從草堆的最凹處開始找。」有人答:「從草最長的地方開始找。」教練宣布正確答案:「按部就班的從草地的一頭,搜尋到草地的另一。」
原來尋找成功的方法很簡單,從一數到十不要跳過就可以了。
________________________________

有一家商店經常燈火通明,有人問:「你們店裡到底是用什麼牌子的燈管?那麼耐用。」店家回答說:「我們的燈管也常常壞,祇是我們壞了就換而已。」
原來保持明亮的方法很簡單,只要常常更換就可以了
_______________________________

住在田邊的青蛙對住在路邊的青蛙說:「你這裡太危險,搬來跟我住吧!」路邊的青蛙說:「我已經 習慣了,懶得搬了。」幾天後,田邊的青蛙去探望路邊的青蛙,卻發現他已被車子壓死,暴屍在馬路上。
原來掌握命運的方法很簡單,遠離懶惰就可以了。
______________________________

有一隻小雞破殼而出的時候,剛好有隻烏龜經過,從此以後小雞就背著蛋殼過一生。
原來脫離沉重的負荷很簡單,放棄固執成見就可以了。
________________________________

有一支掏金隊伍在沙漠中行走,大家都步伐沉重,痛苦不堪,只有一人快樂的走著,別人問:「你為何如此愜意?」他笑著:「因為我帶的東西最少。」
原來快樂很簡單,擁有少一點就可以了。
_______________________________
人生的光彩在哪裡?
早上醒來,光彩在臉上,充滿笑容的迎接未來。
到了中午,光彩在腰上,挺直腰桿的活在當下。
到了晚上,光彩在腳上,腳踏實地的做好自己。

原來人生也很簡單,只要能懂得「珍惜、知足、感恩」你就擁有了生命的光彩
________________________________

「好東西要跟大家分享
生命就該浪費在美好的事物上,
當你遇見美好的事物時所要做的事,
就是把它分享給你四周的人;
這樣,美好的事物才能在這個世界上
自由自在的散播開來....」

I was going to write this very thing, but the characters on my keyboard are sticking!!!!! Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: 原來做人就是很簡單!   Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:48 pm

Keyboard sticking? or sticky? Evil or Very Mad
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