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Tituman
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PostSubject: Just for laugh   Sat Apr 30, 2011 9:44 pm

A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around Mexico.


While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.

He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'

The waiter replied, 'Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!'

The cowboy said, 'What the heck, bring me an order.'

The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.'

The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, 'These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday.'

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, 'Si, Senor. Sometimes the bull wins.

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PostSubject: Re: Just for laugh   Sat Apr 30, 2011 10:25 pm

Haha. Nice one Titu.
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PostSubject: Re: Just for laugh   Sat Apr 30, 2011 10:37 pm

Ha ha thought I share some of this better ones.
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PostSubject: Re: Just for laugh   Sun May 01, 2011 12:41 am

Ouch!!!! Right between the legs...
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PostSubject: Re: Just for laugh   Sun May 01, 2011 12:11 pm

Nearly spat out the bak kut teh I was having this morning as I read it. Shocked

Literally left a funny taste in my mouth.

Now if you'll excuse me, gotta go throw away the rest of my breakfast.
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PostSubject: Re: Just for laugh   Sun May 01, 2011 1:43 pm

Lee36328 wrote:
Nearly spat out the bak kut teh I was having this morning as I read it. Shocked

Literally left a funny taste in my mouth.

Now if you'll excuse me, gotta go throw away the rest of my breakfast.

Ha ha glad you like it bro. Will put forward those which I think deserves to be shared.
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