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PostSubject: Golfer's Panties   Sat Apr 30, 2011 9:50 pm

The Swede's wife stepped up to the tee, as she bent over to place her ball, a gust of wind blew her skirt and revealed her lack of underwear. "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?!!" Ole demanded. "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any." She replied. The Swede immediately reached into his pocket and said, "For the sake of decency, here's $50. Go buy yourself some underwear."

Next, the Irishman's wife bent over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blew up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies. "Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?" She replied, "I can't afford any on the little money you give me." Patrick reached into his pocket and said, "For the sake of decency, here's $20 Go out and buy yourself some underwear!"

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bent over. The wind also took her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, was naked. "Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where the friggin hell are yer drawers?" She too explained, 'You dinna give me enough money to be able to affarrd any." The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and said, "Well, fer the love 'o decency woman---here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit."

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PostSubject: Re: Golfer's Panties   Sun May 01, 2011 12:20 pm

And.... this one is my favourite from the set. My former coach was scottish.

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