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PostSubject: learned so much from this .....   Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:01 pm

Just keep scrolling down.
This is very interesting!
After reading it, you'll go 'huh,
I didn't know that.'


'Stewardesses'
is the longest word typed with only the left hand


And 'lollipop'
is the longest word typed with your right hand.
(Bet you tried this out mentally, didn't you?)


No word in the English language rhymes with
month, orange, silver, or purple.




'Dreamt' is the only English word that ends in the letters 'mt'.
(Are you doubting this?)



Our eyes are always the same size from birth,

but our nose and ears never stop growing.



The sentence:
'The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog'
uses every letter of the alphabet.
(Now, you KNOW you're going to try this out for accuracy, right?




The words 'racecar,'
'kayak'
and 'level'
are the same whether they are read
left to right or right to left (palindromes) .
(Yep, I knew you were going to 'do' this one.)



There are only four words in the English language which end in 'dous':
tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.
(You're not doubting this, are you?)



There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: 'abstemious' and 'facetious.' (Yes, admit it, you are going to say, a e i o u)

TYPEWRITE is the longest word
that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
(All you typists are going to test this out)



A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.



A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
(Some days that's about what my memory span is.)



A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.



A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.



A snail can sleep for three years.
(I know some people that could do this too!)




Almonds are a member of the peach family.



An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that also)




Babies are born without kneecaps.
They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.

February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.






In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.





If the population of China walked past you, 8 abreast,
the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.




Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors





Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite!






Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.



The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.





The cruise liner, QE 2
moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.




The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
(Good thing he did that.)




The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls
froze completely solid.




There are more chickens than people in the world.




Winston Churchill
was born in a ladies' room during a dance.




Women blink nearly twice as much as men.




Now you know more than you did before!!
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PostSubject: Re: learned so much from this .....   Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:09 pm

Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: learned so much from this .....   Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:12 pm

learnt and forgot... Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: learned so much from this .....   Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:13 pm

Ssquirrel wrote:
learnt and forgot... Shocked


Lets go for refresher course .... Razz
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PostSubject: Re: learned so much from this .....   Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:17 pm

Yes teacher !!!! may i request to sit beside that long hair XMM...drool...

8)


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PostSubject: Re: learned so much from this .....   Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:38 pm

Uncle Lau wrote:
Yes teacher !!!! may i request to sit besude that long hair XMM...drool...

8)


sure .... XXM will bring her Da Yi Ma along ... 8)
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PostSubject: Re: learned so much from this .....   Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:41 pm

No worry .....still whacked ...... Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: learned so much from this .....   Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:50 pm

Just to add on...

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would produce enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that’s more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body that it could squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)

A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes long. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach can live up to nine days without it’s head before it starves to death. (Creepy. I’m still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Warning: Do not try this at home........ maybe at work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off. ("Honey, I’m home. What the......?!")

The flea can jump up to 350 times its body length. For a human, that would be equivalent to jumping the length of a entire football field. (30 minutes....lucky pig.... Can you imagine 30 minute orgasm??)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond or the sea?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life.... quality over quantity!)

Butterflies can taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmmm........ won’t go there.)

Right-handed people live, on an average, live nine years longer than left-handed people. (Glad to be right handed.)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing.)

A cat’s urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)

An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they’ll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig???)
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PostSubject: Re: learned so much from this .....   Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:52 pm

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PostSubject: Re: learned so much from this .....   Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:58 pm

haha! Anymore?
This is interesting...
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PostSubject: Re: learned so much from this .....   Fri Sep 04, 2009 7:18 am

LOL!! Good facts... I love the notes in the parenthesis!

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PostSubject: Re: learned so much from this .....   Fri Sep 04, 2009 7:23 am

So much info, so little time... hmm... why is it I can't get over the pig orgasm thingy...
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