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Kopi Towkay
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PostSubject: Always Lie   Sat May 14, 2011 2:58 pm

SATURDAY: Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the
Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy
25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone's socks off
with her youthful sex appeal and charm and who hangs over Bob's
arm and listens intently to his every word. His buddies at the club are
all aghast. At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, 'Bob,
how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?' Bob replies, 'Girlfriend? She's
my wife!' They are knocked over, but continue to ask. 'So, how'd you
persuade her to marry you?' 'I lied about my age,' Bob replies. 'What,
did you tell her you were only 50?' Bob smiles and says, 'No, I told her I was 90.'
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PostSubject: Re: Always Lie   Sat May 14, 2011 7:25 pm

Ha ha ha.... the older you are...the more you are worth..
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PostSubject: Re: Always Lie   Sun May 22, 2011 9:44 am

smart. Laughing
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