In Touch with my feelings
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|Subject: In Touch with my feelings Wed May 18, 2011 10:38 am|| |
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women
differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars
thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women
One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into
bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I
feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'
I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'
So she says the words that every man on the planet dreads
'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman
enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love
me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend
time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a
big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she
tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide
which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new
compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each
We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a
pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... She was so excited.. She
must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think
she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she
doesn't even know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine,
honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the
Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all
Dear, let's go to the cashier.'
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I
don't feel like it.'
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,
I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a
while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough
to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I
added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either... but at least she knows I'm as smart as she is.
All right Ladies. Forward this if you agree. Hell even if you
disagree, forward it anyway.
Men, forward this if you have the Cahone's !!!
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