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Kopi Towkay
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PostSubject: Manage the Metrics   Fri May 20, 2011 9:59 am

It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3x the length of a thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Woman blink twice as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. A woman has read this entire post. The man is still looking at his thumb."
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PostSubject: Re: Manage the Metrics   Fri May 20, 2011 10:06 am

lol!

this is good.... as especially the last sentence!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Manage the Metrics   Fri May 20, 2011 11:26 am

I'm still trying to tie my hair to the telephone directory... Suspect
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PostSubject: Re: Manage the Metrics   Fri May 20, 2011 11:29 am

I wonder from which part of the body do you get the hair... coz I thought you also botak like me.... What a Face
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PostSubject: Re: Manage the Metrics   Fri May 20, 2011 12:17 pm

Jialat, why you say for everyone to hear?

Went to QB House to grab some hair from the floor. Embarassed
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PostSubject: Re: Manage the Metrics   Wed Jun 01, 2011 12:31 pm

Kopi Towkay wrote:
It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3x the length of a thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Woman blink twice as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. A woman has read this entire post. The man is still looking at his thumb."

Haha.. good one lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Manage the Metrics   Wed Jun 01, 2011 6:39 pm

Good one KT especially about the thumb. Now you will have every girl down at SSN slowly but secretly stealing glances at the thumbs of those bros who went down tonight... hahahhahahha...
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PostSubject: Re: Manage the Metrics   Thu Jun 02, 2011 10:56 am

Tituman wrote:
Good one KT especially about the thumb. Now you will have every girl down at SSN slowly but secretly stealing glances at the thumbs of those bros who went down tonight... hahahhahahha...
ROFL ROFL

HA! I now wonder how the ladies would respond to the saying:

"TWO THUMBS UP"
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