A golfer hits his ball into a yard next to the golf course.
As he goes to get it a man in the yard says, "don't you see the sign".
"It says private property ... stay out".
The golfer says "I'm sorry ... I didn't see .
That's my ball over... there may I have it?"
The man says, "it's in my yard, so it's my ball now".
The golfer looks at the man and says, "I understand".
He then walks back to the golf cart gets a golf ball and walks back and
throws it in the yard..
The man says, "what's that for?"
The golfer says, "I'm a gentleman. Every Prick should have two balls.