Golf Republic Forum - Singapore's most active golfing forum.
 
HomeFAQCalendarRegisterLog in

Share | 
 

 Hooker

View previous topic View next topic Go down 
AuthorMessage
Kopi Towkay
Very Active Golfer
Very Active Golfer


Posts : 531
Join date : 2009-06-22
Location : One Degree North!

PostSubject: Hooker   Wed Jun 15, 2011 9:31 am

A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, 'Hey, I haven't seen
you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.'
'What do you mean?' said the pirate, 'I feel fine.'

Bartender, 'What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.'
Pirate, 'Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but
I'm fine now.'

Bartender, 'Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to
your hand?'
Pirate, 'We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a
sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine,
really.'

Bartender 'What about that eye patch?'
Pirate, 'Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I
looked up and one of them shit in my eye.'

You're kidding,' said the bartender, you lost an eye just
from bird shit?'



Pirate, 'It was my first day with the hook.'


Last edited by Kopi Towkay on Wed Jun 15, 2011 10:40 am; edited 1 time in total
Back to top Go down
Lee36328
Super Active Golfer
Super Active Golfer


Posts : 1997
Join date : 2011-03-27

PostSubject: Re: Hooker   Wed Jun 15, 2011 10:04 am

I laughed more from this joke than any of the recent sitcoms on TV.

Good one, thank you.
Back to top Go down
 
Hooker
View previous topic View next topic Back to top 
Page 1 of 1
 Similar topics
-
» Steve Hooker OUT for Australian season
» I've become a hooker
» Fitting Oxy sensors in Hooker Headers.
» Hooker / Prop for sale
» Sally Pearson & Steve Hooker at SANTOS stadium in January 2012

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
Singapore Golf Forum - Golf Republic :: The 19th Hole :: Jokes & Humours-
Jump to:  
Friends of Golf RepublicFriends of Golf RepublicFriends of Golf Republic
Copyright © 2009 Golf Republic. All Rights Reserved.