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PostSubject: 不抽烟、不喝酒、不赌钱、不嫖妓的好男人?‏   Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:40 pm

Hahaha.. found a chinese joke in my email to share.. so I can be more like my idol lamts18... Very Happy

有一位先生在十字路口等绿灯,这时,过来一个乞丐敲敲车窗说:给我点钱.
先生看了下,说:给你抽支烟吧.
乞丐说:我不抽烟,给我点钱.

先生说:我车上有啤酒,给你喝瓶酒吧.
乞丐说:我不喝酒,给我点钱.

先生说:那这样,我带你到麻将馆,我出钱,你来赌,赢了是你的.
乞丐说:我不赌钱,给我点钱.

先生说:我带你去桑拿房享受"一条龙服务",费用我全包。
乞丐说:我不嫖妓,给我点钱.

先生说:那你上车吧,我带你回我家去,让我老婆看看:一个不抽烟不喝酒不赌钱不嫖妓的好男人是啥样!
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PostSubject: Re: 不抽烟、不喝酒、不赌钱、不嫖妓的好男人?‏   Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:42 pm

Aiya Bro SS... we need translator leh... a number of people (including myself) 'jia kan tang'... no mandarin skillz.
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PostSubject: Re: 不抽烟、不喝酒、不赌钱、不嫖妓的好男人?‏   Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:42 pm

eh, SS, this is just an translation of an english joke lah...

must be like mr lam, post original cheena chinese jokes one leh...
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PostSubject: Re: 不抽烟、不喝酒、不赌钱、不嫖妓的好男人?‏   Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:44 pm

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There was a rich man who was approached by a poor beggar asking for food.
The rich man asked, "Do you smoke? I could give you some cigarettes."
The beggar responded, "No, I don't. I am just hungry and want food."
Then the rich man asked, "Do you drink? I have a bottle of good whiskey I could give you."
The beggar replied, "No, I don't drink. I am just hungry and need food."
Finally the rich man asked, "Do you gamble? I could give you some good tips on the races this weekend."
The beggar again replied, "No. I am just hungry and want some food."
Finally the rich man said, "Well, in that case, I had better take you to my home."
He invited the beggar into his car and drove him to his very substantial home. There, he introduced the beggar to his wife, who asked, "What are you going to do with this man? Are you going to invite him to live with us, eat our food, and wear our clothes?"
The man replied, "No, of course not. I just wanted to show you what happens to a man who doesn't smoke, drink or gamble."
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PostSubject: Re: 不抽烟、不喝酒、不赌钱、不嫖妓的好男人?‏   Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:48 pm

Don't smoke , don't drink, Don't gamble , Don't go visiting prostitutes .... bring home let my wife see how he look like .... sounds like .......
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PostSubject: Re: 不抽烟、不喝酒、不赌钱、不嫖妓的好男人?‏   Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:50 pm

Nb.. MT dun tok kok lah.. my long hair dictionary email to me one!
So it's a chinese joke that got translated to english lah!

Your kantang version got no 嫖! Which is a key point....
Err... my chinese oso not so good lah.. I think it means something like "doing charity work"
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PostSubject: Re: 不抽烟、不喝酒、不赌钱、不嫖妓的好男人?‏   Mon Sep 07, 2009 3:27 pm

Bro SS, don't like that lah, get the meaning we happy liaow...

Bro MT, thank you, we really appreciate it...
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PostSubject: Re: 不抽烟、不喝酒、不赌钱、不嫖妓的好男人?‏   Mon Sep 07, 2009 3:30 pm

WMF.. hahaha... no lah.. MT got warped sense of humour.. so I oso try to "think warped" when replying him lor... Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: 不抽烟、不喝酒、不赌钱、不嫖妓的好男人?‏   Mon Sep 07, 2009 4:31 pm

Any man who dun smoke, drink, gamble and visit pros is prob not a man.
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PostSubject: Re: 不抽烟、不喝酒、不赌钱、不嫖妓的好男人?‏   Mon Sep 07, 2009 4:35 pm

Yeah... that's why I wear skirt nowadays (after quit smoking) Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: 不抽烟、不喝酒、不赌钱、不嫖妓的好男人?‏   Mon Sep 07, 2009 4:40 pm

No wonder I am so poor........ Mad
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