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PostSubject: i am not that old!!   Thu Jul 07, 2011 5:28 pm

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD.


WELL . . . YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.






MY NAME IS ALICE, AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST..



I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.



COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?


UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.


THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.


AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL.


'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.


WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE? I ASKED.


HE ANSWERED, 'IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?'


YOU WERE IN MY CLASS! I EXCLAIMED.


HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.


THEN, THAT UGLY,


OLD,


BALD,


WRINKLED FACED,


FAT-ASSED,


GRAY-HAIRED,


DECREPIT


SON-OF-A-BITCH


ASKED,



WHAT DID YOU TEACH???
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PostSubject: Re: i am not that old!!   Thu Jul 07, 2011 5:30 pm

ROFL

Love it!!!!

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: i am not that old!!   Thu Jul 07, 2011 5:50 pm

Muahahaha... Good One!
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PostSubject: Re: i am not that old!!   Thu Jul 07, 2011 8:00 pm

ROFLOL!! Smile

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PostSubject: Re: i am not that old!!   Thu Jul 07, 2011 9:58 pm

Haha... serve her right!!
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PostSubject: Re: i am not that old!!   Thu Jul 07, 2011 11:18 pm

I like
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PostSubject: Re: i am not that old!!   Thu Jul 07, 2011 11:43 pm

Very Happy bounce
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