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Kopi Towkay
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PostSubject: Knot Hole   Tue Jul 12, 2011 11:15 am

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large
plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every
once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.

Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are
$20 bills falling out of that bag."

"Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back
and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer."

“Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. “Where did you get all that
money? You didn't steal it, did you?"

"Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next
to the golf course. On certain days, a lot of golfers come and pee
through a knot hole in the fence, right into my flower garden. It used
to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought,
'why not make the best of it?’ So, now, I stand behind the fence by
the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy
sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and
say, 'O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes!’”

"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck!
Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"

"Well, you know", said the little old lady, "not everybody pays."
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PostSubject: Re: Knot Hole   Tue Jul 12, 2011 11:19 am

Ouch...
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PostSubject: Re: Knot Hole   Tue Jul 12, 2011 1:02 pm

She could have it all boiled and served it to her friends as cocktail sausages ..... Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: Knot Hole   Tue Jul 12, 2011 1:21 pm

Too painful to read....
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