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Kopi Towkay
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PostSubject: Scuba   Sat Jul 16, 2011 8:18 am

A man stranded on a tropical island is amazed to see a gorgeous female scuba diver walking out of the water in a very low-cut wet suit. He runs to greet her and tells her he hasn't seen another human in five years.

"Sounds like you could use a drink," she says as she unzips one of her pockets and offers the man a flask of 12 year old Scotch.

"OMG, That's the best drink I've ever had!" he exclaims.

"How about a smoke?" she asks as she unzips another pocket on her suit and offers the man a pack of Marlboros.

"I'm the luckiest guy ever" as he lights up and blows smoke rings in the air.

Then she begins to slowly unzip the front of her wet suit and asks with a wry smile:

"How'd you like to play around?"

The man is stunned and replies: "Holy Crap, ya got golf clubs in there?"
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