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Benjiamin Hunter
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PostSubject: Top Ten New Additions to the Rules of Golf   Thu Jul 21, 2011 2:53 pm

Top Ten New Additions to the Rules of Golf

 It’s OK to test the green’s surface before putting. Fondle it, nuzzle it, have a relationship with it...we don’t care.
 If Tiger Woods is leading the tournament after 3 days, you must put down your golf clubs and leave quietly.
 If you accidentally nudge your ball off the tee, Trembling Tommy, it counts. Better snort some Valium
 The yuppie in the designer togs and expensive graphite clubs shall incur no penalty, but shall spend the after life in polyester from Target and drive a used Pinto.
 If you bore everyone with a shot-by-shot account of your round, you will be hanged at the 19th hole with a sock in your mouth.
 Stadler-Lewinsky Rule: wearing kneepads shall not be considered building a stance.
 Alzheimer’s Rule: if you cannot find your ball within 5 minutes, check the ballwasher.
 You may not make any stroke with the aid of artificial devices, except for voluptuous implants.
 A ball that breaks into pieces counts as one stroke. Next time, play a ball that isn’t so cheap, Mr. K-Mart close-out special.
 Dung in a bunker is a natural object and may not be moved, unless it’s your own
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