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PostSubject: Golf Joke - Miracle   Fri Jul 29, 2011 2:31 pm

Q: What do you call a shot that goes way left?
A: Hook

Q: What do you call a shot that goes a little left?
A: Draw

Q: What do you call a shot that goes way right?
A: Slice

Q: What do you call a shot that goes a little right?
A: Fade

Q: What do you call a shot that goes straight?
A: ....... A MIRACLE!
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PostSubject: Re: Golf Joke - Miracle   Fri Jul 29, 2011 2:35 pm

Haha! That's like what I encountered some time ago.

I was staring down the fairway when a good buddy golfer of mine suggested that I not think too much. He just said, "hit straight!"

My reply was simple, "I can do left, far left, right and far right... I can't do straight"

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PostSubject: Re: Golf Joke - Miracle   Fri Jul 29, 2011 2:54 pm

haha.....mine slightly different as below :

Q: What do you call a shot that goes way left?
A: Hook

Q: What do you call a shot that goes a little left?
A: Draw

Q: What do you call a shot that goes way right?
A: Slice

Q: What do you call a shot that goes a little right?
A: Fade

Q: What do you call a shot that goes straight?
A: Not my ball !!!
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