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PostSubject: Golf philosophy, Great Golf One-liners   Tue Aug 16, 2011 3:03 pm

10.The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight. - Ben Hogan
11.The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie. - George Deukmejian
12.Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness. - William Wordsworth
13.You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex -wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands works. - Lee Trevino
14.Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun. - Jim Bishop
15.The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. - Billy Graham
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PostSubject: Re: Golf philosophy, Great Golf One-liners   Tue Aug 16, 2011 3:19 pm

hahahahaha,,,,,brilliant..

thanks bro
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PostSubject: Re: Golf philosophy, Great Golf One-liners   Tue Aug 16, 2011 3:39 pm

Duval_S wrote:
hahahahaha,,,,,brilliant..

thanks bro


hahahahahaha...not at all, buddy.
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PostSubject: Re: Golf philosophy, Great Golf One-liners   Tue Aug 16, 2011 4:43 pm

How about
xx. "Golf is like sex, you don't have to be good to enjoy it", dont know who said it??? cyclops
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PostSubject: Re: Golf philosophy, Great Golf One-liners   Tue Aug 16, 2011 4:47 pm

i like #15.....
Thanks for sharing
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PostSubject: Re: Golf philosophy, Great Golf One-liners   Tue Aug 16, 2011 4:49 pm

what about 1 to 9?
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PostSubject: Re: Golf philosophy, Great Golf One-liners   Tue Aug 16, 2011 4:58 pm

Gray wrote:
what about 1 to 9?

the 1 to 9 you looking for are here,

1.Golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture: Winston Churchill
2.It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course: Babe Ruth
3.Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course: Lee Trevino
4.These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow: Sam Snead
5.If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball: Jack Lemmon
6.If you're caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron: Lee Trevino
7.The people who gave us golf and called it a game are the same people who gave us bag pipes and called it music: Anon
8.I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose: Gerald Ford
9.After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye: Chi Chi Rodriguez
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PostSubject: Re: Golf philosophy, Great Golf One-liners   Tue Aug 16, 2011 5:05 pm

Haha I like 6 to 9, esp 9
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PostSubject: Re: Golf philosophy, Great Golf One-liners   Tue Aug 16, 2011 6:26 pm

golf is STRENUOUS idleness!! muaha hahahahaha
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