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PostSubject: Hit Further, Straighter Drives!!!! The new Hammer X by Jack Hamm!!!!!   Sun Jun 28, 2009 3:12 pm

I thought it couldn't get any better...We now have the HammerX! I HIT IT lol!

Here's what I learnt about the secrets of long drives from the legend, Jack Hamm himself: geek

The driver must have:
- No Body
- No CCs
- (No Brain)
- Dead Solid Hitting Zone
- AX Shaft : It cuts thru air like a knife!!!!!!
lol!

Here's how to put it all together:

- Have an 80's centre parting hairstyle like Don Johnson in Miami Vice afro
- Shout PPPPPPPPOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! for every drive. I mean EVERY drive.

Introducing the Hammer X


Oh Boy! I'm gonna get rid of my R9 and 905R now and order me 1 of these ASAP!!!! Cheers Jump
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PostSubject: Re: Hit Further, Straighter Drives!!!! The new Hammer X by Jack Hamm!!!!!   Sun Jun 28, 2009 3:38 pm

Actually the real secret is...

after you hit.. you need to scream out.. "BOOM!!!! POW!!!!"
guaranteed, extra 30m min from that move alone... Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Hit Further, Straighter Drives!!!! The new Hammer X by Jack Hamm!!!!!   Sun Jun 28, 2009 4:13 pm

Either that or you scare your ball into flying a further 30m.

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PostSubject: Re: Hit Further, Straighter Drives!!!! The new Hammer X by Jack Hamm!!!!!   Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:12 pm

S70B wrote:
I thought it couldn't get any better...We now have the HammerX! I HIT IT lol!

Here's what I learnt about the secrets of long drives from the legend, Jack Hamm himself: geek

The driver must have:
- No Body
- No CCs
- (No Brain)
- Dead Solid Hitting Zone
- AX Shaft : It cuts thru air like a knife!!!!!!
lol!

Here's how to put it all together:

- Have an 80's centre parting hairstyle like Don Johnson in Miami Vice afro
- Shout PPPPPPPPOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! for every drive. I mean EVERY drive.

Introducing the Hammer X


Oh Boy! I'm gonna get rid of my R9 and 905R now and order me 1 of these ASAP!!!! Cheers Jump


S70B... yes.. get this... i want one too.... Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Hit Further, Straighter Drives!!!! The new Hammer X by Jack Hamm!!!!!   Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:52 pm

wow....

is tht driver conforming to the USGA regulation?

if it is and really can support it's claim of adding 30-50 yards, isn't it a dream club for amatuers players?
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PostSubject: Re: Hit Further, Straighter Drives!!!! The new Hammer X by Jack Hamm!!!!!   Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:58 pm

Is this real?
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PostSubject: Re: Hit Further, Straighter Drives!!!! The new Hammer X by Jack Hamm!!!!!   Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:10 pm

rotorhead using hammer X...

quick get a wig.....
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PostSubject: Re: Hit Further, Straighter Drives!!!! The new Hammer X by Jack Hamm!!!!!   Sun Jun 28, 2009 9:27 pm

wig got use meh? Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Hit Further, Straighter Drives!!!! The new Hammer X by Jack Hamm!!!!!   Sun Jun 28, 2009 9:28 pm

Sometimes when I tee off... I also shout COBRA or BALL!!! Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Hit Further, Straighter Drives!!!! The new Hammer X by Jack Hamm!!!!!   Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:21 pm

DGman wrote:
rotorhead using hammer X...

quick get a wig.....

No need. Gimme a comb and some hair gel. geek
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PostSubject: Re: Hit Further, Straighter Drives!!!! The new Hammer X by Jack Hamm!!!!!   Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:26 pm

ok .. will bring some for our next game... you'll look much better on video.... not that you look not good on the earlier ones... Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Hit Further, Straighter Drives!!!! The new Hammer X by Jack Hamm!!!!!   Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:28 pm

siaw8 wrote:
Is this real?

Siaw8, are you for real? scratch
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