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PostSubject: The Miracle of Toilet Paper   Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:52 pm

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and
rub it between them for a few seconds".

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this
take?" I asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.

I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
again although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.





Stupid, stupid man.
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PostSubject: Re: The Miracle of Toilet Paper   Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:58 pm

haha, this is pretty good Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: The Miracle of Toilet Paper   Tue Sep 15, 2009 11:03 pm

yes... good one ... Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: The Miracle of Toilet Paper   Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:37 am

Ha ha ha..... couldnt stop laughing... very good one paul!
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PostSubject: Re: The Miracle of Toilet Paper   Wed Sep 16, 2009 2:59 am

Hmmm... a funny thought just came to me... what if men..... ok, nevermind.
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PostSubject: Re: The Miracle of Toilet Paper   Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:03 am

ROFLOL!!!

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PostSubject: Re: The Miracle of Toilet Paper   Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:27 am

ROFL
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