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Lamts18
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PostSubject: Very logical answers ....   Wed Sep 16, 2009 1:27 pm

Q: Why are condoms transparent?
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!


Signboard outside a prostitute's house:
Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy...


New AIDS awareness slogan:
Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women.

Why is sex like shaving?
Well, because no matter how well you do it today... tomorrow you'll have to do it again...


Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.


Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right?
A: Bcoz 90% boys are right handed.


Q: What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR & a STAGE CURTAIN?
A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it is SHOWTIME!


Q: What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
A: Both are sweet in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later


Advantages of having an affair with a married women.
They give like hell.
They do not yell.
They do not tell.
They do not swell and there is no wedding bell!


My dad told me that if Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would be still in Paradise. Why? Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the bloody apple!
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PostSubject: Re: Very logical answers ....   Wed Sep 16, 2009 2:31 pm

this is a Good one! Thanks for making my day! Laughing cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Very logical answers ....   Wed Sep 16, 2009 2:59 pm

My dad told me that if Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would be still in Paradise. Why? Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the bloody apple ! Bro Lamts18



Bravo ! Bravo ! Encore !!!!!! Thanks for sharing !

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PostSubject: Re: Very logical answers ....   Thu Sep 17, 2009 1:59 pm

nice one about Adam & Eve instead Very Happy
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