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PostSubject: like to share this on what I found   Fri Sep 30, 2011 10:02 am

A gushy reporter told Phil Mickelson, "You are spectacular, your name is synonymous with the game of golf. You really know your way around the course. What's your secret?"
Mickelson replied, "The holes are numbered."

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A husband and wife are on the 9th green when suddenly she collapses with a heart attack!

"Help me dear," she groans to her husband.

The husband calls 911 on his cell phone, talks for a few minutes, picks up his putter and lines up his putt.

His wife raises her head off the green and stares at him.

"I'm dying here and you're putting?"

"Don't worry dear," says the husband calmly, "they found a doctor on the second hole and he's coming to help you.

"Well, how long will it take for him to get here?" she asks feebly.

"No time at all," says her husband. "Everybody's already agreed to let him play through."

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A young man and a priest are playing together. At a short par-3 the priest asks, "What are you going to use on this hole, my son?"

The young man says, "An 8-iron, father. How about you?" The priest says, "I'm going to hit a soft seven and pray."

The young man hits his 8-iron and puts the ball on the green. The priest tops his 7-iron and dribbles the ball out a few yards.

The young man says, "I don't know about you, father, but when we pray in my church, we keep our head down."

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Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody 5-iron standing over a lifeless man.

The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?"

"Yes" says the woman.

"Did you hit him with that golf club?"

"Yes, yes, I did." The woman begins to sob, drops the club, and puts her hands on her face.

"How many times did you hit him?"

"I don't know -- five, six, maybe seven times.....just put me down for a five."

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A golfer teed up his ball on the first tee, took a mighty swing and hit his ball into a clump of trees.
He found his ball and saw an opening between two trees he thought he could hit through.

Taking out his 3-wood, he took a mighty swing. The ball hit a tree, bounced back, hit him in the forehead and killed him.

As he approached the gates of Heaven, St. Peter asked, "Are you a good golfer?"

The man replied: "Got here in two, didn't I?"

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The bride was escorted down the aisle and when she reached the altar, the groom was standing there with his golf bag and clubs.

She said: "What are your golf clubs doing here?"

He looked her right in the eye and said, "This isn't going to take all day, is it?"

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PostSubject: Re: like to share this on what I found   Fri Sep 30, 2011 10:31 am

very funny and refreshing.. Thanks for the post Cheers Jump
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PostSubject: Re: like to share this on what I found   Fri Sep 30, 2011 10:43 am

Very funny because it's captures the golfer spirit accurately.

If I only got married now after picking up golf, the last one would have been me.
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PostSubject: Re: like to share this on what I found   Fri Sep 30, 2011 11:00 am

hehehe. good one pak.. more!
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PostSubject: Re: like to share this on what I found   Fri Sep 30, 2011 1:29 pm

Ha ha i like no. 2 best. Though some of these are oldies but its nice to read it over again. Tks Slicer. cheers
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PostSubject: Re: like to share this on what I found   Fri Sep 30, 2011 1:32 pm

Gave me a good laugh! Thanks
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PostSubject: Re: like to share this on what I found   Fri Sep 30, 2011 5:28 pm

hehehe. brightened up my dull day at the office. Cheers!!! Very Happy
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