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Uncle Lau
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PostSubject: 10 dirty things not to said in golf !!!   Sat Sep 19, 2009 6:17 pm

Hahahahahaha thanks bro Dio for sharing ! Must share these with my Old Boys .... Shocked

Thanks bro Dio for Sharing ! drunken

***10 dirty things not to said in golf !!! ***


1.. Look at the size of his putter.

2. Oh, shits , my shaft's all bent.

3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.

4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.

5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.

6. Lift your head and spread your legs.

7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.

8. Just turn your back and drop it.

9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.

10. Damn, I missed the hole again

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PostSubject: Re: 10 dirty things not to said in golf !!!   Sat Sep 19, 2009 8:27 pm

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PostSubject: Re: 10 dirty things not to said in golf !!!   Sat Sep 19, 2009 10:43 pm

Uncle Lau wrote:
Hahahahahaha thanks bro Dio for sharing ! Must share these with my Old Boys .... Shocked

1.. Look at the size of his putter.



Outstanding!!! :rofl

I have a SC Futura which is super big... My goodness, if a hot babe says that to me.... hm.... something's gonna happen... Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: 10 dirty things not to said in golf !!!   Sat Sep 19, 2009 11:23 pm

i did on a few occasions aim at the wrong hole Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: 10 dirty things not to said in golf !!!   Sun Sep 20, 2009 9:55 am

LOL! Great ones!!

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PostSubject: Re: 10 dirty things not to said in golf !!!   Thu Jan 14, 2010 1:44 pm

one more to add...

Nice butt (oops, putt)
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