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Southwind
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PostSubject: Test your IQ on Golf Course   Thu Sep 24, 2009 2:25 pm

You'll answer 18 questions roughly arranged from the first tee to the 18th green. Heads down, pencils up, let's get started.



1.) Where are your golf clubs right now?

• In my trunk (+3)
• At home where I can find them (+5)
• I have no idea (-3)
• I use rentals (-5)



2.) In the last five years, have you worn jeans to play golf?

• Yes (-15)
• No (+1)



3.) If you have an 11:30 tee time, when do you arrive at the course?

• 10:00 (+1)
• 10:45 - 11:00 (+3)
• 11:30(ish) (-10)



4.) If you're pressed for time and can manage only one of the following, do you …

• Hit a few balls (-3)
• Roll a few putts (+3)



5.) Which set of tees do you play?

• White (+10)
• Other (0)



6.) What's your favorite format?

• Match Play (+10)
• Medal Play (+4)
• Skins Game (-2)
• Bingo Bango Bongo (-4)
• There's no gambling at Bushwood (-10)



7.) How do you identify your golf ball?

• Dots, lines, other unique markings using a Sharpie (+10)
• Full Duffy Waldorf style (+8)
• Make, model and number (+3)
• I think it's a Titleist (-3)
• It's the one over there (-10)



8.) Upon completing a hole, do you generally know what other members of your group scored?

• Yes (+8)
• No (-2)



9.) Is the cart girl into you?

• Yes (-25)
• No (+4)



10.) Who hits first on the No. 7 tee?

• Whoever is ready (+4)
• Lowest score from previous hole leads, highest score goes last (+1)
• First to shotgun a beer (-7)



11.) You're the first in your group to putt and you lag to about 2 ½ feet, do you …

• Finish out (+3)
• Mark your ball (-1)
• Take it away (0)



12.) Who is your favorite golfer?

• Tiger Woods (+5)
• Phil Mickelson (-5)



13.) You've just completed the 9th hole. Assuming you just met two or more of them on the No. 1 tee, do you know the names of the other golfers in your group?

• Yes (+3)
• No (-1)



14.) Do you prefer to …

• Walk (+8)
• Ride (-6)
• Pull cart (-2)



15.) Should I wait for the green to clear?

• Yes (-10)
• No (+5)



16.) How many times have you thrown a golf club in anger in the last 5 years?

• 0-2 (0)
• 2-4 (-3)
• 5 or more (-8)



17.) You are driving the golf cart and you arrive at your partner's ball, do you …

• Leave him with a club and proceed to your own ball (+5)
• Leave the cart with him, grab a club and walk to your ball (+5)
• Sit in the cart until he hits his shot, then proceed (-10)



18.) Examined under close scrutiny, your scorecard will look like it was prepared by ...

• Mother Teresa (+9)
• Bernard Madoff (-6)


OK, let's see how we did. Total up your score and refer to the chart below to see exactly what your golf course IQ means.


Minus-140 through minus-50: The pond would be good for you.

Minus-48 through zero: Just keep on screaming "You da man!" America hears you.

One through 15: You're not a disaster, but it might be best to avoid rounds with prospective clients, employers or future father-in-laws.

16 through 50: Just keep up the pace and we'll be friends.

50 through 100: Are you free for a round next Saturday?


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PostSubject: Re: Test your IQ on Golf Course   Thu Sep 24, 2009 2:31 pm

welcome...your first post...already wanna test us....hahaha

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PostSubject: Re: Test your IQ on Golf Course   Thu Sep 24, 2009 4:31 pm

LOL! I think I'm a 34.

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PostSubject: Re: Test your IQ on Golf Course   Tue Sep 29, 2009 3:48 pm

I can't play Saturday but Sunday is fine. When you wanna have a game? Razz
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