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PostSubject: Christmas Joke   Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:35 am

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many
kinds of boobs are there?

The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs:
In her 20's, a woman's are like melons, round and firm.
In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After 50, they are like onions'.

'Onions?'

'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said,'Mum, how many
kinds of 'willies' are there?.

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through
three phases. In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.
In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his
50's, it is like a Christmas Tree.'

'A Christmas tree?'

'Yes - the tree is dead and the balls are just for decoration.


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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Joke   Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:37 am

Let me check and confirm if thats true
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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Joke   Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:37 am

that was before viagra and cialis Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Joke   Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:53 am

hahahah good one
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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Joke   Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:23 am

Sooo..... Mloy...

are you a pear or an onion?

ROFL
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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Joke   Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:30 am

alvin7379 wrote:
Sooo..... Mloy...

are you a pear or an onion?


ehhh bro..don't be so bad leh.

It won't make ppl cry lah...burst out in laughter more likely..


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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Joke   Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:34 am

2 BVA buggers... threading on very dangerous water..... Suspect Suspect Suspect
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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Joke   Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:38 am

Chairman & Vice-Chairman of BVA.

The most arrange a drinking session to appease her...

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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Joke   Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:42 am

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Chairman & Vice-Chairman of BVA.

The most arrange a drinking session to appease her...

Aiyah....you both always say only. Boring............. Rolling Eyes

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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Joke   Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:44 am

we need to go D8 with Brett

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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Joke   Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:53 am

wah... chair and vice chair of BVA also hold positions at NATO?
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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Joke   Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:57 am

LOL!!!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Joke   Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:58 am

mUAr_cHEe wrote:
wah... chair and vice chair of BVA also hold positions at NATO?

And President & Vice President of Massage Parlour Association too.

Suspect Suspect Suspect

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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Joke   Mon Dec 12, 2011 11:01 am

Wil can you check with Brett, let's arrange one session with him before he leaves.

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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Joke   Mon Dec 12, 2011 11:11 am

eiji wrote:
we need to go D8 with Brett

Do we have to go to D8?

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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Joke   Mon Dec 12, 2011 11:11 am

i dun care the location, i think a get together would be great. with or without his fiancee.

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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Joke   Mon Dec 12, 2011 11:18 am

why dun we do a xmas lunch gathering again...

suntec or habourfront... both near MRT
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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Joke   Mon Dec 12, 2011 1:26 pm

slinger wrote:
why dun we do a xmas lunch gathering again...

suntec or habourfront... both near MRT

Good idea, slinger.

Raffles Place better. Near MRT and near my office. Beer

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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Joke   Mon Dec 12, 2011 1:28 pm

SUNTEC!!! Smile


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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Joke   Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:22 pm

eh... are we talking abt the same D8 as i would go?

if you are, lemme know... i would like to go there too!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Joke   Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:28 pm

shamusan wrote:
eh... are we talking abt the same D8 as i would go?

if you are, lemme know... i would like to go there too!!!

woooh... D8? happy time? let's go then. Beer
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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Joke   Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:37 pm

New D8 is thai now i believe...Old one shifted to chijmes...

So which one sham?? Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Joke   Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:01 pm

7th floor that one?
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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Joke   Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:19 pm

I have no idea what u guys talking about but wil can you organise this for Brett..how did a xmas joke end up like this lol

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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Joke   Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:29 pm

tis the season to be jolly.. fa la la la la la la la la...
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