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PostSubject: Blonde ` May Day May Day   Mon Dec 12, 2011 11:25 am

Subject: *^* Blonde ~ May Day! May Day!


Yet another (unfair) blonde joke

This is the story of the blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies.

She frantically calls a May Day: "May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me!........My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"

All of a sudden she hears a voice over the radio saying: "This is the tower. I have received your message and I will talk you through it. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just relax. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."

She says, "I'm 5'2" and I'm in the front seat!"

After ten long seconds ticked by ...
"O.K." says the voice from the tower. "Repeat after me: Our Father. . .
Who art in heaven..."


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PostSubject: Re: Blonde ` May Day May Day   Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:18 pm

like!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde ` May Day May Day   Wed Dec 21, 2011 6:54 pm

At least she knows what's a May Day, and not thinking it's labour day (May Day)

Brrr* cold joke... pale
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde ` May Day May Day   Wed Dec 21, 2011 7:10 pm

ivanttp wrote:
At least she knows what's a May Day, and not thinking it's labour day (May Day)

Brrr* cold joke... pale

dislike!!! LAME!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde ` May Day May Day   Wed Dec 21, 2011 7:58 pm

hahaha... i agree it's lame...
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde ` May Day May Day   Wed Dec 21, 2011 8:28 pm

ivanttp wrote:
hahaha... i agree it's lame...

Bro if i am not wrong, Sham reply was to your post and not the original. He "like" the original post. So what do you think he said lame to???
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