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PostSubject: Sex Frog   Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:47 pm

A blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of live frogs. The sign says: "Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Comes with complete instructions."

The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody watching her. She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one."

As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, "Just follow the instructions!"

The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home.

As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the instructions and reads them very carefully. She does exactly what is specified:

1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you and allow the frog
to do what he has been trained to do.

She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise nothing happens!

The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store."

So, she calls the pet store. The man says, "I'll be right over."

Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions. The frog just sits there."

The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly says: "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Frog   Thu Dec 29, 2011 12:15 am

HAHAHA...! I like!
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Frog   Thu Dec 29, 2011 12:26 am

Haha.. This is good s%#t...

Now I know why frog leg so popular ..

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Frog   Thu Dec 29, 2011 12:52 am

lol! ROFL
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Frog   Thu Dec 29, 2011 9:37 am

Ha ha ha ha....damn!!
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Frog   Thu Dec 29, 2011 10:13 am

this was a good one...
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Frog   Thu Dec 29, 2011 10:32 am

anyone keen to open a pet shop together just to sell frogs? lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Frog   Thu Dec 29, 2011 10:38 am

Whahahaha!!! cant get any better than this during hol season.... cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Frog   Thu Dec 29, 2011 11:18 am

bian1980 wrote:
anyone keen to open a pet shop together just to sell frogs? lol!

Me ! lol! ...Nice. thanks for sharing
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Frog   Thu Dec 29, 2011 11:26 am

Must first check the potential clientele. Are there true blondes in Singapore?
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Frog   Thu Dec 29, 2011 11:33 am

this thread keeps jumping on top of the lo hei game thread. i think many ppl are interested.
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Frog   Thu Dec 29, 2011 11:36 am

Many are interested in setting up shop selling trained frogs. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Frog   Thu Dec 29, 2011 12:38 pm

I don't blame the frog. My pro demo so many times and I still don't get it. Haha

If only learning the swing can be that easy
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Frog   Thu Dec 29, 2011 2:21 pm

72 wrote:
I don't blame the frog. My pro demo so many times and I still don't get it. Haha

If only learning the swing can be that easy

Given the nature of the joke, i'm afraid to ask what your pro is demo-ing.....haha
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Frog   Thu Dec 29, 2011 3:03 pm

Krkrkr. Surprised
Now I knw wat business to venture in liao n same time enjoyed my golf! afro Swing
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Frog   Thu Dec 29, 2011 5:36 pm

Ha ah ah ah ah hah ............. lol!

this is good!
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Frog   Sun Jan 08, 2012 6:26 pm

ol this is hilarious!
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