Subject: Saying the right thing at the right time is priceless
A husband wakes up at home in his bed with a huge hangover.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees
is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.
He sits up and sees his clothes in front of him, all clean and
pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in
perfect order, spotless and clean.
He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey,
breakfast is on the table. I left early to go grocery shopping.
Totally shocked by the note, he goes to the kitchen and sure enough
there is a hot breakfast waiting, including the morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table eating. He asks, "Son, what happened
last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 am,
drunk and delirious. Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and
gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."
Confused, the man asks, "So, why is everything in order and clean,
and breakfast on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big
fight with her!"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you into the bedroom,
and when she tried to take your clothes and shoes off, you said,
"LADY, LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M MARRIED!"
Broken crockery - $ 800.00
Breakfast - $ 10.00
Saying the Right Thing While Drunk ¨C "PRICELESS"