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PostSubject: Are Woman Evil By Nature ?   Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:58 pm

I enjoy this joke as i remember when i am still training and touring Europe in the early 90's....... No offends ladies, just joking hehe Razz

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Are Women Evil By Nature... albino

A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...
She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager? she asked, softly stroking his FACE with both hands. "Actually, no", he replied. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him", she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't", breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes, I need for you to give him a message", she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers INTO his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "What should I tell him?" the Bartender managed to say. "Tell him", she whispered, '"There's NO TOILET PAPER, HAND SOAP, OR PAPER TOWELS in the Ladies Washroom."


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PostSubject: Re: Are Woman Evil By Nature ?   Fri Jun 19, 2009 3:03 pm

最毒婦人心。 Just quoting a Chinese saying... no offense intended.. sorry if offended anyone..
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PostSubject: Re: Are Woman Evil By Nature ?   Fri Jun 19, 2009 3:25 pm

noooo.. if women are so evil, why uuu men love women that much laa...
women not evil, women are so sweet laa.. I love you
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PostSubject: Re: Are Woman Evil By Nature ?   Fri Jun 19, 2009 3:29 pm

missmoon wrote:
noooo.. if women are so evil, why uuu men love women that much laa...
women not evil, women are so sweet laa.. I love you

Men are horny. 'nuff said.
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PostSubject: Re: Are Woman Evil By Nature ?   Fri Jun 19, 2009 3:49 pm

Are Women Evil By Nature...? YES


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PostSubject: Re: Are Woman Evil By Nature ?   Fri Jun 19, 2009 3:52 pm

WAH WAH WAH!
dare to say women are evil! those guys neber die before lor~! affraid
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PostSubject: Re: Are Woman Evil By Nature ?   Fri Jun 19, 2009 3:53 pm

2 out of 3 mods are ladies...

no lah.. ladies damn nice one loh. we lurve our ladies... what can we do without them?
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PostSubject: Re: Are Woman Evil By Nature ?   Fri Jun 19, 2009 5:07 pm

mUAr_cHEe wrote:
2 out of 3 mods are ladies...

no lah.. ladies damn nice one loh. we lurve our ladies... what can we do without them?

be gay
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PostSubject: Re: Are Woman Evil By Nature ?   Fri Jun 19, 2009 5:19 pm

I am GAY ! Why no one notice ah ? Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Are Woman Evil By Nature ?   Fri Jun 19, 2009 5:23 pm

Uncle Lau wrote:
I am GAY ! Why no one notice ah ? Razz

Twisted Evil

Have.... all the aunties... Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Are Woman Evil By Nature ?   Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:54 pm

Lamts18 wrote:
Uncle Lau wrote:
I am GAY ! Why no one notice ah ? Razz

Twisted Evil

Have.... all the aunties... Razz

Who are the aunties? You asking for trouble isit?
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PostSubject: Re: Are Woman Evil By Nature ?   Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:58 pm

katherinechiok wrote:
WAH WAH WAH!
dare to say women are evil! those guys neber die before lor~! affraid

OK, OK, I take it back... too scared now... see what I mean about evil.... Got warning liao from Kathy...
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PostSubject: Re: Are Woman Evil By Nature ?   Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:01 pm

Yes bro khorkor....wait your cute avatar piglets becames 3 roasted piglets.... albino

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PostSubject: Re: Are Woman Evil By Nature ?   Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:18 pm

Who be talkin' bout lady boys (ah kuas) now?

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Tip from a married guy: "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned."

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PostSubject: Re: Are Woman Evil By Nature ?   Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:56 pm

Uncle Lau wrote:
Yes bro khorkor....wait your cute avatar piglets becames 3 roasted piglets.... albino

cat

ahhh.. now then i know why ur piglets become roasted piglets.. u like pigs so much ar? i got pig driver cover n pig hybrid cover leh.. coming soon..!

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PostSubject: Re: Are Woman Evil By Nature ?   Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:04 pm

Pig driver cover is soooo adorable Smile

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PostSubject: Re: Are Woman Evil By Nature ?   Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:14 pm

Woman no evil, man no like...
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PostSubject: Re: Are Woman Evil By Nature ?   Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:16 pm

siaw8 wrote:
Woman no evil, man no like...

When girls are bad, they are really good!
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PostSubject: Re: Are Woman Evil By Nature ?   Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:22 pm

Speaking from experience?
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PostSubject: Re: Are Woman Evil By Nature ?   Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:24 pm

siaw8 wrote:
Speaking from experience?

Uh-huh!
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PostSubject: Re: Are Woman Evil By Nature ?   Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:36 pm

Technospaz wrote:
Pig driver cover is soooo adorable Smile

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