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PostSubject: Some really good news and a little good news   Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:33 am

Two 90 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives.

When it's clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every day. One day
Mike says, "Joe, we both loved golf all our lives, and we played golf
on Saturdays together for so many years. Please do me one favour, when
you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's golf
there."

Joe looks up at Mike from his death bed," Mike, you've been my best
friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favour
for you.

Shortly after that, Joe passed away.

At midnight a couple of nights later, Mike is awakened from a sound
sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to
him, "Mike--Mike."

"Who is it? asks Mike sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?"

"Mike--it's me, Joe."

"You're not Joe. Joe just died."

"I'm telling you, it's me, Joe," insists the
voice."

"Joe! Where are you?"

"In heaven", replies Joe. "I have some really good news and a little good news."

"Tell me the really good news first," says Mike.

"The good news," Joe says," is that there's golf in heaven. Better
yet, all of our old friends who died before us are here, too. Better
than that, we're all young again. Better still, it's always spring
time and it never rains or snows. And best of all, we can play golf
all we want, and we never get tired."

That's fantastic," says Mike. "It's beyond my wildest dreams! So
what's the little good news?



"You've been booked to play this Saturday"
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PostSubject: Re: Some really good news and a little good news   Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:41 am

Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Some really good news and a little good news   Tue Jan 31, 2012 8:17 am

nice one
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PostSubject: Re: Some really good news and a little good news   Tue Jan 31, 2012 8:49 am

LOL!
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PostSubject: Re: Some really good news and a little good news   Tue Jan 31, 2012 8:51 am

Now that's good news for Mike. Ha! Ha! Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Some really good news and a little good news   Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:07 am

TDO wrote:
Now that's good news for Mike. Ha! Ha! Laughing

Haha!
Especially if it's winter now!
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PostSubject: Re: Some really good news and a little good news   Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:12 am

I'm sure Mike don't mind with all those perks thrown in ... Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Some really good news and a little good news   Tue Jan 31, 2012 2:00 pm

Hilarious!
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PostSubject: Re: Some really good news and a little good news   Tue Jan 31, 2012 4:59 pm

lol!
One of the best!
If I m 90 I really don't mind.
Mayb I will ak if there is an earlier slot like Thursday? Lol
Love this joke.
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PostSubject: Re: Some really good news and a little good news   Tue Jan 31, 2012 5:00 pm

lol!
One of the best!
If I m 90 I really don't mind.
Mayb I will ask if there is an earlier slot like Thursday? Lol
Love this joke.
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PostSubject: Re: Some really good news and a little good news   Tue Jan 31, 2012 5:16 pm

wahahahha
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PostSubject: Re: Some really good news and a little good news   Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:00 pm

hehehe..wonder if my fren mike is reading this..
must remind him not to ask for the little good news. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Some really good news and a little good news   Tue Jan 31, 2012 7:07 pm

Good one...
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PostSubject: Re: Some really good news and a little good news   Tue Jan 31, 2012 8:17 pm

Nice one...
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PostSubject: Re: Some really good news and a little good news   Tue Jan 31, 2012 8:54 pm

Glad you guys like it. Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Some really good news and a little good news   Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:39 pm

nice one pal! thanks for sharing
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PostSubject: Re: Some really good news and a little good news   Tue Feb 28, 2012 2:19 pm

Great one!
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PostSubject: Re: Some really good news and a little good news   Tue Feb 28, 2012 3:19 pm

Funny!!!
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