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PostSubject: The Ultimate Way To Get More Strokes   Fri Feb 24, 2012 1:09 pm

We all know it well, the 1st tee box, especially when playing with someone new, all the aggressive negotiation for strokes that would do any market-going aunty proud.

And then, when you have successfully obtained way more strokes than you deserve, and creamed the other guy, how proudly you count your winnings. We've been there right?

And how often we hear of the sandbagging self-declared 18 handicapers who win tournaments playing single digit over par?

Well, all that is chicken feed amateur stuff, compared to this guy. He's going all out to increase his handicap. And asking for Euro10m.

Check it out.

http://www.independent.ie/national-news/courts/golfer-75-sues-for-10m-after-handicap-lowered-3026902.html
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PostSubject: Re: The Ultimate Way To Get More Strokes   Fri Feb 24, 2012 2:04 pm

like that also can.

I think we still stick to our usual one for asking stroke.

"hi, I am Mloy, nice to meet you"

automatic you get 9-9 lol!
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PostSubject: Re: The Ultimate Way To Get More Strokes   Fri Feb 24, 2012 2:08 pm

bian1980 wrote:
like that also can.

I think we still stick to our usual one for asking stroke.

"hi, I am Mloy, nice to meet you"

automatic you get 9-9 lol!

GUARANTEED TO GET PWND.

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PostSubject: Re: The Ultimate Way To Get More Strokes   Fri Feb 24, 2012 2:08 pm

what is pwnd?
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PostSubject: Re: The Ultimate Way To Get More Strokes   Fri Feb 24, 2012 2:13 pm

bian1980 wrote:
what is pwnd?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pwnd

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PostSubject: Re: The Ultimate Way To Get More Strokes   Fri Feb 24, 2012 2:15 pm

Technospaz wrote:
bian1980 wrote:
what is pwnd?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pwnd

we have been serverly abused since way before this.

what's another round man.

bring it onz! ROFL lol!
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PostSubject: Re: The Ultimate Way To Get More Strokes   Fri Feb 24, 2012 2:30 pm

Lai lai... we're cruisin' for a bruisin'


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PostSubject: Re: The Ultimate Way To Get More Strokes   Fri Feb 24, 2012 3:22 pm

Technospaz wrote:
Lai lai... we're cruisin' for a bruisin'


wait till our madam sees this

White Flag HELP
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PostSubject: Re: The Ultimate Way To Get More Strokes   Fri Feb 24, 2012 3:29 pm

bian1980 wrote:
Technospaz wrote:
Lai lai... we're cruisin' for a bruisin'


wait till our madam sees this

White Flag HELP

See what...what to see. Told you all already my method the best. When you and TS want to slaughter me? Btw TS game now very good.....its scary man.

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PostSubject: Re: The Ultimate Way To Get More Strokes   Fri Feb 24, 2012 3:31 pm

mloy wrote:
bian1980 wrote:
Technospaz wrote:
Lai lai... we're cruisin' for a bruisin'


wait till our madam sees this

White Flag HELP

See what...what to see. Told you all already my method the best. When you and TS want to slaughter me? Btw TS game now very good.....its scary man.

siao arh.

like that still ask me play?

i still need to leave some meat for myself. hahaha

so now he come T88?
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PostSubject: Re: The Ultimate Way To Get More Strokes   Fri Feb 24, 2012 3:34 pm

bian1980 wrote:
mloy wrote:
bian1980 wrote:
Technospaz wrote:
Lai lai... we're cruisin' for a bruisin'


wait till our madam sees this

White Flag HELP

See what...what to see. Told you all already my method the best. When you and TS want to slaughter me? Btw TS game now very good.....its scary man.

siao arh.

like that still ask me play?

i still need to leave some meat for myself. hahaha

so now he come T88?

Wah you very fast reply ah. MIA so long then ask to play then say I siao. You okay or not.

The name T88..... akan datang.

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PostSubject: Re: The Ultimate Way To Get More Strokes   Fri Feb 24, 2012 3:41 pm

mloy wrote:
bian1980 wrote:
mloy wrote:
bian1980 wrote:
Technospaz wrote:
Lai lai... we're cruisin' for a bruisin'


wait till our madam sees this

White Flag HELP

See what...what to see. Told you all already my method the best. When you and TS want to slaughter me? Btw TS game now very good.....its scary man.

siao arh.

like that still ask me play?

i still need to leave some meat for myself. hahaha

so now he come T88?

Wah you very fast reply ah. MIA so long then ask to play then say I siao. You okay or not.

The name T88..... akan datang.

ai ya busy mah

T88 and M88. the DREAM TEAM
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PostSubject: Re: The Ultimate Way To Get More Strokes   Fri Feb 24, 2012 4:13 pm

You talking kok.

I'm TKOK.

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PostSubject: Re: The Ultimate Way To Get More Strokes   Fri Feb 24, 2012 5:07 pm

mloy wrote:
bian1980 wrote:
Technospaz wrote:
Lai lai... we're cruisin' for a bruisin'


wait till our madam sees this

White Flag HELP

See what...what to see. Told you all already my method the best. When you and TS want to slaughter me? Btw TS game now very good.....its scary man.

o rly? then next sat i better ask for strokes from bro TS
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PostSubject: Re: The Ultimate Way To Get More Strokes   Fri Feb 24, 2012 6:02 pm

Just be like ZX, play 79 submit and tell everyone 97 instead.
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PostSubject: Re: The Ultimate Way To Get More Strokes   Fri Feb 24, 2012 8:05 pm

ChrisD wrote:
Just be like ZX, play 79 submit and tell everyone 97 instead.

So when you said 126, what did you really play? Wink

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PostSubject: Re: The Ultimate Way To Get More Strokes   Fri Feb 24, 2012 8:44 pm

Technospaz wrote:
ChrisD wrote:
Just be like ZX, play 79 submit and tell everyone 97 instead.

So when you said 126, what did you really play? Wink

I have witness that I played 126. But ZX has witness that said he played 79...

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