This is a conversation between GOD and a Golfer.
GOD: I can see that you are hitting very Well in your game.
Golfer: Yeah, had been hitting pretty well recently.
GOD: That's very good.
Golfer: Are there Golf Courses in Heaven ?
GOD: Of course, there are. Many and nicely design courses.
Golfer: Can I play ?
GOD: NO. The Q is very long.
Golfer: But I am interested.
GOD: NO way that I am going to grant you priorty.
(Golfer is very insistent ...)
GOD: Never the less - I shall grant your wish. you can play in heaven next month ....