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PostSubject: It's All About Farts   Wed Feb 29, 2012 9:18 pm

Is all about FARTS....!
A fart is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song......

A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, and deadly.

A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......

A fart can occur
in a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces .
From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.

But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget.......
Sweet old farts like you!

Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right?

Why not send this on to other old farts
and bring a smile...or....tear to them!
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PostSubject: Re: It's All About Farts   Wed Feb 29, 2012 9:47 pm

Hilarious! I just recited it aloud! One for the fellow fartasaurus
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