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PostSubject: Famous Painting Stolen!   Fri Mar 09, 2012 10:56 am


A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of petrol.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, "Monsier, that is the reason I stole the paintings.I had no Monet to buy Degas, to make the Van Gogh."

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PostSubject: Re: Famous Painting Stolen!   Fri Mar 09, 2012 10:59 am

Lol! My brain a bit rusty, need to read twice to get it...
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PostSubject: Re: Famous Painting Stolen!   Fri Mar 09, 2012 3:27 pm

Haha.. what a cultured joke. very brit Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Famous Painting Stolen!   Fri Mar 09, 2012 3:36 pm

You have to know famous artists to understand the joke.

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PostSubject: Re: Famous Painting Stolen!   Fri Mar 09, 2012 6:24 pm


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PostSubject: Re: Famous Painting Stolen!   Fri Mar 09, 2012 6:43 pm

Lol... Not your typical local humor indeed read it twice to get it too haha
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