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mi5trooper
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PostSubject: 話說三國   Sat Mar 10, 2012 3:29 am

話說三國時代,曹操領十萬大軍攻打劉備張飛領三千軍出迎,對恃於長江兩
岸.因距離遠,只
能打手勢溝通.........

曹操伸出右手比了個一,
張飛也伸出右手比了個三,
曹操繼而伸出十指晃了兩晃,
張飛就雙手拍拍大腿,
曹操就退兵了..........

回去之後..............

曹操的部將就問曹操:敵兵勢弱,丞相因何退兵?
曹操曰:吾語張飛曰:吾欲一統山河.張飛卻答'欲三分天下'.
吾又語之曰:吾有十萬大軍.張飛卻答'放馬過來'.
張飛素來有勇無謀,此次竟敢以寡擊眾,必有諸葛亮埋伏設計.
吾因而退兵.
眾將然若.

劉備也問張飛:曹操因何退兵?
張飛說:我也不知道.
曹操問我一天能做幾次,我就跟他說'三次'.
然後他又問我十次怎麼樣,我就跟他說'這樣就腿軟了'
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PostSubject: Re: 話說三國   Sat Mar 10, 2012 5:18 am

????
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PostSubject: Re: 話說三國   Sat Mar 10, 2012 10:48 am

Google translate:

The words of the Three Kingdoms period, Cao Cao collar of thousands of troops to attack Liu Bei, Zhang Fei collar 3,000 military Compliment face-off in the Yangtze River two
Shore due to distance, only
Gestured communication .........

Cao Cao stretched out his right hand than a one
Zhang Fei, his right hand than three months
Cao Cao then stretched fingers shake shake two
Zhang Fei on his hands to pat the thigh,
Cao Cao is on the retreat of the ..........

After going back ..............

Cao Cao Cao Cao's Department will ask: The enemy situation is weak, the prime minister why the retreat?
Cao Cao said: I phrase Zhang Fei said: Wu Yu dominate the mountains and rivers, Zhang Fei, but A 'For one-third of the world'.
I said, again speaking of: I have thousands of troops. Zhang Fei answer is 'put your horse back'.
Zhang Fei has always been foolhardy, the dare to hit all the widowed, there must be wise to ambush design.
I therefore withdraw.
If captains natural.

Liu Bei asked Zhang Fei: Cao Cao why retreat?
Zhang Fei said: I do not know.
Cao Cao asked me to do several times a day, I told him 'three times'.
Then he asked me how I told him 'so petrified'

I am blur too.
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PostSubject: Re: 話說三國   Sat Mar 10, 2012 11:13 am

in simple,

during the 3 kindom era, cao cao lead 10k army and meet zhang fei at the river. as the river is wide, both leader can only use hand signal to communication.

cao cao point 1 finger to zhang fei.
zhang fei point back 3 finger.
cao cao point 10 finger at zhange fei.
zhang fei slap on his thigh (leg) showing to cao cao.

cao cao retreat after this silent communication.

at the back end camp, cao cao offier ask cao cao why did he choose to retreat. cao cao say:

i show him 1 finger indicate there can only be 1 ruler (me)
he point back 3 finger indicate 3 kindom divided this world
i show him 10 finger indicate i have 10k army.
he show me his leg challenge me to approach him if i dare.

zhang fei is known for his strength and not his wisdom. he is able to communicate so wisely to me, this must be teach by zhuge liang, this MUST be a trap. That is why i retreat.

cao cao officer is impress with cao cao analysis.



at the camp of zhang fei. liu bei ask zhange fei why cao cao retreat. zhang fei reply:

i don't know.
he ask me how many "round of golf" i can have per day.
i reply him 3 round.
he ask me if i can do 10 "round of golf".
i reply i will be too weak to even walk after 10 rounds.
then he retreated.


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PostSubject: Re: 話說三國   Sat Mar 10, 2012 1:12 pm

mi5trooper,

I dont think he is referring to golf.. 曹操問我一天能做幾次

means do how many times a day..
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PostSubject: Re: 話說三國   Sat Mar 10, 2012 3:11 pm

I didn't know golf has been around since 三國時代.. pale
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PostSubject: Re: 話說三國   Sat Mar 10, 2012 3:31 pm

Good one. And I agree, they are not referring to golf. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: 話說三國   Sat Mar 10, 2012 4:14 pm

waltzy wrote:
mi5trooper,

I dont think he is referring to golf.. 曹操問我一天能做幾次

means do how many times a day..

mi5trooper is just trying to keep the rating "G" and in line with golf. Smile
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PostSubject: Re: 話說三國   Sat Mar 10, 2012 9:27 pm

lol
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PostSubject: Re: 話說三國   Sat Mar 10, 2012 10:29 pm

cool story bro
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