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PostSubject: "Do you kiss your balls?"   Sun Mar 11, 2012 6:07 pm

today managed to play with my stalker, aloyboy....

after couple of holes, he turned round n asked me...

aloyboy: do u kiss your balls??

slinger: affraid smlj balls??!!

aloyboy: the nite before game, u kiss your balls??

slinger: ...... no, do you??!!







there was a longggggggg pause....

i din pursue the matter further....


nowadays, some of my kakis acting weird...



but, i will still golf with u.... aloyboy
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PostSubject: Re: "Do you kiss your balls?"   Sun Mar 11, 2012 6:13 pm

Lol!!! Cos ur balls seem to love u a lot mah. Every time go where u want.
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PostSubject: Re: "Do you kiss your balls?"   Sun Mar 11, 2012 6:34 pm

Is tis the new Mind f-ing techniques

Yesterday Jon asked Kian some wired questions.

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PostSubject: Re: "Do you kiss your balls?"   Sun Mar 11, 2012 7:00 pm

I used to. Not so nimble anymore.

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PostSubject: Re: "Do you kiss your balls?"   Sun Mar 11, 2012 7:06 pm

Eiji, not weirdo but valid questions la ..... ROFL
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PostSubject: Re: "Do you kiss your balls?"   Sun Mar 11, 2012 7:17 pm

Wired not weird


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PostSubject: Re: "Do you kiss your balls?"   Sun Mar 11, 2012 7:30 pm

I can't reach...
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PostSubject: Re: "Do you kiss your balls?"   Sun Mar 11, 2012 8:57 pm

Technospaz wrote:
I used to. Not so nimble anymore.

affraid affraid affraid affraid
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PostSubject: Re: "Do you kiss your balls?"   Sun Mar 11, 2012 9:01 pm

alvin7379 wrote:
Technospaz wrote:
I used to. Not so nimble anymore.

affraid affraid affraid affraid



Now only kiss the shaft or the club head. Haha
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PostSubject: Re: "Do you kiss your balls?"   Sun Mar 11, 2012 10:04 pm

OMG!! You all make me laugh a lot..

ROFL lol! ROFL
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PostSubject: Re: "Do you kiss your balls?"   Mon Mar 12, 2012 9:07 am

This is what always make golf so interesting!! cheers
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PostSubject: Re: "Do you kiss your balls?"   Mon Mar 12, 2012 9:26 am

Yes, I do kiss my ball only when I have a birdies ... But my ball have leak of kisses for a long long time now Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: "Do you kiss your balls?"   Tue Mar 13, 2012 2:59 pm

watermyforrest wrote:
I can't reach...

So you have been trying to kiss your balls to no avail?

Poor thing. lol!
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PostSubject: Re: "Do you kiss your balls?"   Tue Mar 13, 2012 4:14 pm

tried kissing my ball when i got a rare GIR from a tough shot.....but looking at my ball covering with all the mud and sand....i decided to hug it instead...haha Razz
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