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PostSubject: Footballer and Golfers   Tue Mar 13, 2012 11:14 am

Joke only hor, those that like soccer, dont flame me hor

Three Soccer players and three Golfers are travelling by train to a premier league football match in England . At the station, the three Soccer players each buy a ticket and watch as the three Golfers buy just one ticket between them. "How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the Soccer players. "Watch and learn bro," answers one of the Golfers. They all board the train.

The Soccer players take their respective seats but all three Golfers cram into a toilet and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket please!" The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and move on. The Soccer players see this and agree it was quite a clever idea.

So after the game, they decide to copy the Golfers on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money, and all that).

When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Golfers don't buy a ticket at all!!


"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed soccer player."Watch and learn bro." answers a Golfer . When they board the train the three Soccer players cram into a toilet and soon after the three Golfers cram into another nearby. The train departs.


Shortly afterwards, one of the Golfers leaves the toilet and walks over to the toilet where the Soccer players are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket please!"
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PostSubject: Re: Footballer and Golfers   Tue Mar 13, 2012 12:06 pm

must be a big toilet. haha.... nice joke.
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PostSubject: Re: Footballer and Golfers   Tue Mar 13, 2012 2:51 pm

Krkrkr... Laughing Laughing
Golfer, one to one ball.
Soccer, 11 men to one ball.
This is wat i call balls game!
cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Footballer and Golfers   Tue Mar 13, 2012 3:15 pm

The original joke was not footballers and golfers. It was between Chinese and another race. You figure whether the Chinese was the golfer or the footballers.

I modified it to golfers and footballers since this is a golf forum. Also don't want to incite racial violence.

But if you repeat this story to your non-sensitive friends, You can use various descirptions and the joke will be quite funny. i.e. lawyers vs engineers, doctors vs accountants, blondes vs brunettes etc etc

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PostSubject: Re: Footballer and Golfers   Tue Mar 13, 2012 5:21 pm

Good thing i switched to golf from soccer.. haha
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PostSubject: Re: Footballer and Golfers   Tue Mar 13, 2012 5:31 pm

wait..3 men cram into a toilet....('affraid')......post wrong forum is it...
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