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PostSubject: the wife thread    Tue Mar 20, 2012 9:26 am

when it comes to golf 2 words is often used Lie and Cheat
Lie : " dear i am going to JB for some site work "= hurry up pack your bag get outa the house before she realize you are heading to 18 holes

cheat : under declare every thing !!!!! purchase price must be conceal !!!!!! (endless nagging will pursue if she got wind of it ) to most of our female counter part " what's yours is mine but what mine is mine "

to me golfing is a form of relax away from the wife's nagging . just me and some buddies on the course maybe have a beer or 2 .
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PostSubject: Re: the wife thread    Tue Mar 20, 2012 9:28 am

why does it have to this way?
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PostSubject: Re: the wife thread    Tue Mar 20, 2012 9:36 am

Phew! Lucky my wife don't control nor nag in that manner. She would allow me to play both Sat and Sun but always let me be my own judge as it may be tiring. "Tiring?" If time permit, got golf to play where got tiring. But hor sometimes that may turn out to be the opposite of what she meant. Laughing


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PostSubject: Re: the wife thread    Tue Mar 20, 2012 9:41 am

TDO woman unlike man they dun speak their minds be weary of " it's okay dear go do your things lor " that is warning sign
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PostSubject: Re: the wife thread    Tue Mar 20, 2012 9:42 am

Wow, if it's that bad why did you get married in the first place? Honesty and clear communication is longevity in a marriage In my opinion
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PostSubject: Re: the wife thread    Tue Mar 20, 2012 9:50 am

My wife is ok as long as I don't golf on weekends (unless for work purposes)...

Equipment wise, she is also supportive - in fact, she paid for my irons, putter and driver Very Happy

Guess, I am a lucky guy! cheers
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PostSubject: Re: the wife thread    Tue Mar 20, 2012 9:51 am

wah u lucky chap
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PostSubject: Re: the wife thread    Tue Mar 20, 2012 9:52 am

Bangla123 wrote:
Wow, if it's that bad why did you get married in the first place? Honesty and clear communication is longevity in a marriage In my opinion

Bro there were no warning signs before marriage mah.... Laughing If prealerted, would rather be a happy go lucky bachelor my whole life muahahahhahah..... lol!
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PostSubject: Re: the wife thread    Tue Mar 20, 2012 9:53 am

simoner... u damn lucky....
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PostSubject: Re: the wife thread    Tue Mar 20, 2012 9:54 am

Tituman wrote:
Bangla123 wrote:
Wow, if it's that bad why did you get married in the first place? Honesty and clear communication is longevity in a marriage In my opinion

Bro there were no warning signs before marriage mah.... Laughing If prealerted, would rather be a happy go lucky bachelor my whole life muahahahhahah..... lol!

i agree totally !!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: the wife thread    Tue Mar 20, 2012 9:56 am

madmaru wrote:
TDO woman unlike man they dun speak their minds be weary of " it's okay dear go do your things lor " that is warning sign
But but she change the rm for regularly without complaints and quite happy about it too. Maybe it's because it's better for her to do housework when I am not around because I nag her no need to keep house so clean. Ha! Ha! Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: the wife thread    Tue Mar 20, 2012 9:59 am


cheat : under declare every thing !!!!! purchase price must be conceal !!!!!! (endless nagging will pursue if she got wind of it ) to most of our female counter part " what's yours is mine but what mine is mine "

This statement is so true. Whatever I earn goes right to the wife and in turn she gives me my allowance.
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PostSubject: Re: the wife thread    Tue Mar 20, 2012 10:00 am

meia07656 wrote:

cheat : under declare every thing !!!!! purchase price must be conceal !!!!!! (endless nagging will pursue if she got wind of it ) to most of our female counter part " what's yours is mine but what mine is mine "

This statement is so true. Whatever I earn goes right to the wife and in turn she gives me my allowance.

Looks like a big allowance.... Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: the wife thread    Tue Mar 20, 2012 10:03 am

madmaru... u are right. Women do not speak their mind.

As you are entitled to your own opinion, I am entitled to mine.

The word Lie and Cheat in golf for me is...

Lie: 1 degree upright.
Cheat: Duval_S; Play 4, say 5 and write 6.

If the wife is in the picture, it is a bigger picture than just the silly game of golf.

Without a doubt, golf is a passion for me. Bad passion actually. It takes time and focus away from my family. But I am sure golf is a better passion than 'massages' and 'entertainment in havelock area'.

To me, your wife is supposed to be your other half? Lets not even talk about 'better half'. She is not some other woman who do not speak her mind. That is the job for the mistress. Ok. I am sure we do not even want to go there.

A husband and wife unit is supposed to be one. One voice, one action and one body. That is why a boy and a girl gets together and swore to be together for better or worse, richer or poorer, sickness or health.

No marriage should be reduced to anything at that level as you have mentioned in your first post. I think I know where you were going with your thread. I do appreciate marriage jokes as well. In fact, I do crack a few of them although my wife hates them. But I just think that the jokes are done in bad taste and with no respect to the fairer gender.

I have much more to say but I will reserve my comments as this sh*t that I have stirred is already big enough.
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PostSubject: Re: the wife thread    Tue Mar 20, 2012 10:05 am

Morale of the story: Marry a wife that plays golf!?

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: the wife thread    Tue Mar 20, 2012 10:06 am

Tituman wrote:
Bangla123 wrote:
Wow, if it's that bad why did you get married in the first place? Honesty and clear communication is longevity in a marriage In my opinion

Bro there were no warning signs before marriage mah.... Laughing If prealerted, would rather be a happy go lucky bachelor my whole life muahahahhahah..... lol!

I second this and after 25 years of marriage, it is too late to run.
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PostSubject: Re: the wife thread    Tue Mar 20, 2012 10:08 am

cristel wrote:
Morale of the story: Marry a wife that plays golf!?

lol!

where madmaru is going? I think that is even worse.


"i cannot play golf with anyone who is not on the approved list"

"eh. don't forget hor. for me, green fees is X2"

"shoot. cannot talk about karaoke night details with the other dudes."

the list goes on....







this is not my creativity. this is what i ACTUALLY hear from people...
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PostSubject: Re: the wife thread    Tue Mar 20, 2012 10:09 am

flip. i just realised that i am agreeing with bangla.
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PostSubject: Re: the wife thread    Tue Mar 20, 2012 10:09 am

muar chee . start off this thread in no means to demeaning our other 1/2 just a married golf's rant .

ZERO PUN intended !!

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PostSubject: Re: the wife thread    Tue Mar 20, 2012 10:12 am

peace.
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PostSubject: Re: the wife thread    Tue Mar 20, 2012 10:12 am

mUAr_cHEe wrote:
cristel wrote:
Morale of the story: Marry a wife that plays golf!?

lol!

where madmaru is going? I think that is even worse.


"i cannot play golf with anyone who is not on the approved list"

"eh. don't forget hor. for me, green fees is X2"

"shoot. cannot talk about karaoke night details with the other dudes."

the list goes on....







this is not my creativity. this is what i ACTUALLY hear from people...


muar chee tat's the nail on the head !!!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: the wife thread    Tue Mar 20, 2012 10:18 am

blee wrote:
meia07656 wrote:

cheat : under declare every thing !!!!! purchase price must be conceal !!!!!! (endless nagging will pursue if she got wind of it ) to most of our female counter part " what's yours is mine but what mine is mine "

This statement is so true. Whatever I earn goes right to the wife and in turn she gives me my allowance.

Looks like a big allowance.... Very Happy

Not big enough, I have to beg (my wife), borrow (take this out of my US account), and steal (I am never paying this back) to buy a new driver.
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PostSubject: Re: the wife thread    Tue Mar 20, 2012 10:44 am

mUAr_cHEe wrote:
cristel wrote:
Morale of the story: Marry a wife that plays golf!?

lol!

where madmaru is going? I think that is even worse.


"i cannot play golf with anyone who is not on the approved list"

"eh. don't forget hor. for me, green fees is X2"

"shoot. cannot talk about karaoke night details with the other dudes."

the list goes on....







this is not my creativity. this is what i ACTUALLY hear from people...

OMG! haha this is so funny.....
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PostSubject: Re: the wife thread    Tue Mar 20, 2012 10:47 am

mUAr_cHEe wrote:
flip. i just realised that i am agreeing with bangla.

Word.
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PostSubject: Re: the wife thread    Tue Mar 20, 2012 10:50 am

Some of you guys are just plain naughty that's why wife throw so many restrictions. Don't be so naughty boys, especially when you are allowed to golf. Laughing
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