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PostSubject: Re: Clarion Call!!! Join the Short Hitters Club (SHiC) today!   Tue Apr 03, 2012 11:06 am

female charter...

Ceriosuly Hit Eerily, E-diotly But Yet Eloquently LONG Club


"wah.... Look at mloy's tee shot.... C*****E LONG...."
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PostSubject: Re: Clarion Call!!! Join the Short Hitters Club (SHiC) today!   Tue Apr 03, 2012 12:30 pm

bro MC, no wonder people want to murder you ....

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PostSubject: Re: Clarion Call!!! Join the Short Hitters Club (SHiC) today!   Tue Apr 03, 2012 1:02 pm

Going rate I think is $750,000 for my head. But upper or lower head, that one you figure out.
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PostSubject: Re: Clarion Call!!! Join the Short Hitters Club (SHiC) today!   Tue Apr 03, 2012 1:33 pm

mUAr_cHEe wrote:
Going rate I think is $750,000 for my head. But upper or lower head, that one you figure out.

Pls lah.... you are deinfinitely not so expensive.
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PostSubject: Re: Clarion Call!!! Join the Short Hitters Club (SHiC) today!   Tue Apr 03, 2012 2:04 pm

After looking at DGMan's choice of iron for every hole as oppose to mine, I think I'm automatically enlisted as member of this club.
Furthermore, with my 180m drive I think I can become senior member...
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PostSubject: Re: Clarion Call!!! Join the Short Hitters Club (SHiC) today!   Tue Apr 03, 2012 3:06 pm

we shld have a match between the short hitters n long hitters... tht wld be fun...
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PostSubject: Re: Clarion Call!!! Join the Short Hitters Club (SHiC) today!   Tue Apr 03, 2012 3:23 pm

Derek wrote:
mloy wrote:
Count me in. I definitely qualify for SHIC as my drive is short.

Dear Ms (or Mr) mloy,

Your application is still pending verification of your gender. If you are female, you are invited to start the female charter of LANPAR, please figure out the appropriate acronym. If you are indeed male, as some of your flightmates and victims seem to think, then you are welcome to the club.

Enjoy your golf!

Beer

lol! ROFL lol!

Stomach Ache!!!!!

Good one Derek!
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PostSubject: Re: Clarion Call!!! Join the Short Hitters Club (SHiC) today!   Fri Apr 06, 2012 5:10 pm

Ok so I am suppose to support Derek. So there we go. I admit I am a short hitter. Frowns
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PostSubject: Re: Clarion Call!!! Join the Short Hitters Club (SHiC) today!   Fri Apr 06, 2012 8:56 pm

I had my courtesy round with Derek and had been officially inaugurated into the club
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PostSubject: Re: Clarion Call!!! Join the Short Hitters Club (SHiC) today!   Fri Apr 06, 2012 9:35 pm

short hitter, that would me me. very short distance. :-)
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PostSubject: Re: Clarion Call!!! Join the Short Hitters Club (SHiC) today!   Fri Apr 06, 2012 9:49 pm

Wah, if ZX can join, i definitely qualify. I want in as well bounce
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PostSubject: Re: Clarion Call!!! Join the Short Hitters Club (SHiC) today!   Fri Apr 06, 2012 10:12 pm

How can ZX qualify? I PROTEST!
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PostSubject: Re: Clarion Call!!! Join the Short Hitters Club (SHiC) today!   Fri Apr 06, 2012 10:35 pm

JL, you still have the contact for the customized putter cover?
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PostSubject: Re: Clarion Call!!! Join the Short Hitters Club (SHiC) today!   Sat Apr 07, 2012 11:38 am

zhenxua wrote:
I had my courtesy round with Derek and had been officially inaugurated into the club

Dear Mr ZX,

Perhaps you may have misunderstood some of the requirements for joining SHiC. However, based on our game, I doubt that the following events which occurred during the game would help your case for application:

1) Driving the ball 40m-80m past me
2) Hitting your 3 wood longer than my driver
2) Having 3 eagle chances (2 on Par 5) during the game

That being said, based on the accuracy of your approaches into the green and the excellent ball striking you displayed, with irons, hybrids and woods, I am gladly nominating you for entry in the prestigious LANPAR club, given that you have no problem arriving ...

P.S. If your putting and chipping was sharper, even Slinger would be worried

Dear Mr Sham,

I am officially forwarding the application form for ZX to you. As it was a hot day yesterday, he must have gotten confused as to which club he was joining.

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PostSubject: Re: Clarion Call!!! Join the Short Hitters Club (SHiC) today!   Sat Apr 07, 2012 1:18 pm

Lol when is my courtesy round Derek?
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PostSubject: Re: Clarion Call!!! Join the Short Hitters Club (SHiC) today!   Sat Apr 07, 2012 4:15 pm

Derek wrote:
zhenxua wrote:
I had my courtesy round with Derek and had been officially inaugurated into the club

Dear Mr ZX,

Perhaps you may have misunderstood some of the requirements for joining SHiC. However, based on our game, I doubt that the following events which occurred during the game would help your case for application:

1) Driving the ball 40m-80m past me
2) Hitting your 3 wood longer than my driver
2) Having 3 eagle chances (2 on Par 5) during the game

That being said, based on the accuracy of your approaches into the green and the excellent ball striking you displayed, with irons, hybrids and woods, I am gladly nominating you for entry in the prestigious LANPAR club, given that you have no problem arriving ...

P.S. If your putting and chipping was sharper, even Slinger would be worried

Dear Mr Sham,

I am officially forwarding the application form for ZX to you. As it was a hot day yesterday, he must have gotten confused as to which club he was joining.

Letting ZX in would have made all of us short SHiT SHiC.

Good Call!
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PostSubject: Re: Clarion Call!!! Join the Short Hitters Club (SHiC) today!   Sat Apr 07, 2012 4:36 pm

Derek wrote:
zhenxua wrote:
I had my courtesy round with Derek and had been officially inaugurated into the club

Dear Mr ZX,

Perhaps you may have misunderstood some of the requirements for joining SHiC. However, based on our game, I doubt that the following events which occurred during the game would help your case for application:

1) Driving the ball 40m-80m past me
2) Hitting your 3 wood longer than my driver
2) Having 3 eagle chances (2 on Par 5) during the game

That being said, based on the accuracy of your approaches into the green and the excellent ball striking you displayed, with irons, hybrids and woods, I am gladly nominating you for entry in the prestigious LANPAR club, given that you have no problem arriving ...

P.S. If your putting and chipping was sharper, even Slinger would be worried

Dear Mr Sham,

I am officially forwarding the application form for ZX to you. As it was a hot day yesterday, he must have gotten confused as to which club he was joining.

i'm sorry Mr Derek,

i have heard of zx apparent long drives... but i fear that he seems to lack a certain caliber and a few personality traits which we of LANPAR appreciate...

if you would like a full list of what he is lacking, i could perhaps email you the 50 page PDF file for your perusal...






alternatively, i could also email you the blank page of qualifications that he meets?
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PostSubject: Re: Clarion Call!!! Join the Short Hitters Club (SHiC) today!   Sat Apr 07, 2012 4:42 pm

Derek wrote:

There is strength in UNITY!!!! Let's band together to share our woes and experiences from the unique (or perhaps not so unique) perspective of the short and normal hitters of the game. WE SHALL BE SHiC (trademark pending)!

SHiC WANTS YOU!!!!!

Leave your name in this thread and SHiC will get back to you!

TGIF Guys .... enjoy your weekend!

Hi Derek

can i join?

For ME:

- struggle to hit a 6 iron 150m, let alone a 9 iron
6 iron = 140m

- think that a 200m drive is a good drive
Definitely damn good drive

- can only dream of driving the green on a Par 4 or reaching a Par 5 in 2 shots
Still in dreamland

- Have a driver swing speed in double digits (mph)
Most definitely

- have been made to feel inadequate by long hitting friends and flightmates
Of course!

- prefer to play from the white tee instead of the blue
Always!
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PostSubject: Re: Clarion Call!!! Join the Short Hitters Club (SHiC) today!   Sat Apr 07, 2012 6:01 pm

LOL!!! Welcome to the club Simoner!

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Driver: Callway X-Hot 10.5 with Fubuki 50S (pulled from a TM Burner SuperFast)
Woods: 19 Deg Callaway X-hot Proj X Stock S Flex
Hybrid: 22 Deg TM SF i70R, Cobra Baffler 25 Deg NS950R
Irons 5-Pw:  Titleist 704 CB NSP950 (Flex Unknown - think it is R)
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PostSubject: Re: Clarion Call!!! Join the Short Hitters Club (SHiC) today!   Sat Apr 07, 2012 6:04 pm

Derek wrote:
LOL!!! Welcome to the club Simoner!

Thanks mate!

Cheers Jump I m now SHIC! Cheers Jump
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PostSubject: Re: Clarion Call!!! Join the Short Hitters Club (SHiC) today!   Sat Apr 07, 2012 8:45 pm

so zhenhua also have to join the PCCC???
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PostSubject: Re: Clarion Call!!! Join the Short Hitters Club (SHiC) today!   Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:35 am

Derek wrote:
mloy wrote:
Count me in. I definitely qualify for SHIC as my drive is short.

Dear Ms (or Mr) mloy,

Your application is still pending verification of your gender. If you are female, you are invited to start the female charter of LANPAR, please figure out the appropriate acronym. If you are indeed male, as some of your flightmates and victims seem to think, then you are welcome to the club.

Enjoy your golf!

Beer

Derek,

Have you finished your verification yet?
Which club does she belong to?
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PostSubject: Re: Clarion Call!!! Join the Short Hitters Club (SHiC) today!   Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:37 am

DGman wrote:
so zhenhua also have to join the PCCC???

NO SLOT.
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PostSubject: Re: Clarion Call!!! Join the Short Hitters Club (SHiC) today!   Tue Apr 10, 2012 12:12 pm

meia07656 wrote:
Derek wrote:
mloy wrote:
Count me in. I definitely qualify for SHIC as my drive is short.

Dear Ms (or Mr) mloy,

Your application is still pending verification of your gender. If you are female, you are invited to start the female charter of LANPAR, please figure out the appropriate acronym. If you are indeed male, as some of your flightmates and victims seem to think, then you are welcome to the club.

Enjoy your golf!

Beer

Derek,

Have you finished your verification yet?
Which club does she belong to?


So funny.. can't help.. can't stop laughing.. ^__________^ lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Clarion Call!!! Join the Short Hitters Club (SHiC) today!   Tue Apr 10, 2012 1:39 pm

meia07656 wrote:
Derek wrote:
mloy wrote:
Count me in. I definitely qualify for SHIC as my drive is short.

Dear Ms (or Mr) mloy,

Your application is still pending verification of your gender. If you are female, you are invited to start the female charter of LANPAR, please figure out the appropriate acronym. If you are indeed male, as some of your flightmates and victims seem to think, then you are welcome to the club.

Enjoy your golf!

Beer

Derek,

Have you finished your verification yet?
Which club does she belong to?

Definitely not PCC Club. She is not good at stroking. ask for 5-5... preposterous!
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