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JawereZ
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PostSubject: 3 Wishes !   Tue Oct 06, 2009 11:07 am

An Intelligent Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the
ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog
in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I
will grant you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said,
"Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times of it!" The woman
said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most
beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this
wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis
whom women will flock to".
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will
be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."
So, BOOMZ - (hehe...)
she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she
wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make
your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than
you. "
The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's
his is mine."
So, BOOMZ - she's the richest woman in the world!

The
frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like to have a
mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't
mess with them.

Attention
female readers:
This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue
feeling good!

To my male readers: Please scroll down.

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The man had a heart attack ten times
"milder" than his wife, duh !!! What do you think, huh ? hehe .

Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but think they're really smart .

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy life as it is.

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that WOMEN NEVER LISTEN !!!

Women, joke only kay dun get angry, ;-)


cheers
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PostSubject: Re: 3 Wishes !   Tue Oct 06, 2009 11:10 am

Good one !!! Smile

no offense meant to women here ....
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PostSubject: Re: 3 Wishes !   Tue Oct 06, 2009 11:12 am

lol. she should have just not used the word 'mild'... dumb dumb. Razz
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PostSubject: Re: 3 Wishes !   Tue Oct 06, 2009 12:45 pm

Bro Eddie ....i don't know you are a Joker like me !!!! Shocked keep up the good works and cont. posting man ! Surprised

See you Friday NSRCC Executive course...we played for Cheng Teng and Roti Prata ! I give you every holes 1 stroke ! Shocked

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PostSubject: Re: 3 Wishes !   Tue Oct 06, 2009 12:55 pm

UL ! set this Friday morning k.
Bro, do bring de cart too k.

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PostSubject: Re: 3 Wishes !   Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:06 pm

joleelyn wrote:
lol. she should have just not used the word 'mild'... dumb dumb. Razz

errr.... if she didn't use the word mild... what is the chance of her surviving in the wood with a heart-attack...
Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: 3 Wishes !   Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:17 pm

JawereZ wrote:
UL ! set this Friday morning k.
Bro, do bring de cart too k.

cheers


WOOOOOOYOOOOOO this friday NSRCC Executive game 7am...

Team A
* Uncle Lau
* Aunt lau
* Jawerwz

Team B
* Andy Ong
* Dollra
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Anyone ?????

Beer
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PostSubject: Re: 3 Wishes !   Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:23 pm

UL... Topic salah

Topic OFF
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PostSubject: Re: 3 Wishes !   Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:27 pm

OOps paiseh........ paiseh....

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PostSubject: Re: 3 Wishes !   Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:59 pm

"I'd like to have a
mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't
mess with them.


She is not so smart. I can think of 100 and one things that can be done though some are probably not suitable for children to read. hahahaa......

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PostSubject: Re: 3 Wishes !   Tue Oct 06, 2009 11:34 pm

watermyforrest wrote:
joleelyn wrote:
lol. she should have just not used the word 'mild'... dumb dumb. Razz

errr.... if she didn't use the word mild... what is the chance of her surviving in the wood with a heart-attack...
Laughing

oh ya... good point.*oops
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PostSubject: Re: 3 Wishes !   Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:00 am

Another excellent joke.... Very Happy

Thank you bro for sharing..
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