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PostSubject: Sex Explained !!!   Tue Oct 06, 2009 11:24 pm

HAHAHA i enjoyed so much this joke ! Thanks bro harimau for sharing....
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Sex Explained Embarassed

The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!

ROFL


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PostSubject: Re: Sex Explained !!!   Tue Oct 06, 2009 11:30 pm

Hahahahahahahhahahahaa
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Explained !!!   Tue Oct 06, 2009 11:34 pm

White Flag hahaha...
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Explained !!!   Tue Oct 06, 2009 11:53 pm

That is very funny.

Thanks for sharing bro. Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Explained !!!   Wed Oct 07, 2009 12:05 am

lol! ROFL Cheers Jump Arrow @

Thx for .... hahahahaha ... sharing .... hahahahaha!
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Explained !!!   Wed Oct 07, 2009 12:15 am

luckily the prisoner only kena jail sentence, never kena caning.. ahhaha
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Explained !!!   Wed Oct 07, 2009 7:17 am

LOL!!

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Explained !!!   Wed Oct 07, 2009 7:49 am

mervyntan wrote:
luckily the prisoner only kena jail sentence, never kena caning.. ahhaha

Luckily not in the medieval era, where people were beheaded for their crimes...
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Explained !!!   Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:10 am

ROFL
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Explained !!!   Wed Oct 07, 2009 2:50 pm

remember to wear your prison uniform before going into prison...
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Explained !!!   Wed Oct 07, 2009 3:11 pm

Life imprisonment no need UNIFORM la..

ONLY if u get thrown into jail for ONE night then need to wear uniform...

Embarassed
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Explained !!!   Wed Oct 07, 2009 5:38 pm

funniee giler bro !

hubby tells new bride, " Nah, here's my clone(aka vibrator) !" :-)))

cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Explained !!!   Wed Oct 07, 2009 6:49 pm

hahahahaha....Must tell the bride, the prisoner need to be lick clean..
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Explained !!!   Wed Oct 07, 2009 6:53 pm

4dtoto wrote:
hahahahaha....Must tell the bride, the prisoner need to be lick clean..

affraid affraid affraid
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Explained !!!   Wed Oct 07, 2009 7:57 pm

wahahhaha. This is a good one.
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Explained !!!   Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:44 am

just make sure there is no prison break. haha
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Explained !!!   Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:50 am

make sure it is a "single" cell.......
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Explained !!!   Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:53 am

there are different types of prison cells bro..
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Explained !!!   Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:53 am

And also make sure go thru the front door cell and not the Back door cell !!!

Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Explained !!!   Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:56 am

kaoz... this is getting too "colourful" liao... hahahah
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Explained !!!   Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:57 am

as long as u don't go through the front door cell and exit from the back door cell u will be fine... otherwise the prison warden will come for u and you will be in deep trouble... might be thrown into solitary confinement...
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Explained !!!   Thu Oct 08, 2009 6:08 am

mervyntan wrote:
as long as u don't go through the front door cell and exit from the back door cell u will be fine... otherwise the prison warden will come for u and you will be in deep trouble... might be thrown into solitary confinement...

hahahhah "solitary confinemnet" = Pah CC.. ??
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Explained !!!   Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:23 pm

Agumon wrote:
mervyntan wrote:
as long as u don't go through the front door cell and exit from the back door cell u will be fine... otherwise the prison warden will come for u and you will be in deep trouble... might be thrown into solitary confinement...

hahahhah "solitary confinemnet" = Pah CC.. ??


Hahahahaha...
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Explained !!!   Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:41 pm

oi oi oi....


*finding coloured cards*
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Explained !!!   Fri Oct 23, 2009 12:42 am

take mervyntan's advice:
remember to wear your prison uniform before going into prison...
and
4dtoto:
hahahahaha....Must tell the bride, the prisoner need to be lick clean..

But most important, go to the correct prison...cos life imprisonment is ok, no more imprisonment, then alamak...... just eat mayb nasi lemak
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