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PostSubject: Just how golf CRAZY are you?   Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:51 am

You know you are golf crazy when...

...you look around the room anxiously expecting a Pro V1 to be headed your way if someone mentions "FOUR pm, FOUR packets of kway chap, etc!" and yes even when you are at work!

...you have to resist taking a practise swing when waiting for a taxi while standing on a patch of grass...

...you have to resist the urge to get down on your knees and check the lie, break, etc every single time you see a manhole or even a pothole in the road...

...you excitedly go on a beach holiday but start cursing and swearing uncontrollably when you step on the sand...

...you start poking around the shallow end of your condo swimming pool for lost golf balls...

...you tell your boss that you have to take emergency leave for a family thing only to end up teeing off at 8am on a weekday.

...you spend time typing stuff like this when you are suppossed to be at work Peace


Feel free to add in some of your golf crazy funnies!
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PostSubject: Re: Just how golf CRAZY are you?   Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:56 am

2 games a week :-)
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PostSubject: Re: Just how golf CRAZY are you?   Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:57 am

I yell "FORE" instead of honking.

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PostSubject: Re: Just how golf CRAZY are you?   Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:59 am

i always shout 'in the hole"

before it enters the hole
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PostSubject: Re: Just how golf CRAZY are you?   Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:01 am

Last week at church, there was a handout....one of the write up with 'Intimacy with God'....

CAN U BLOODY GUESS WHAT I FIRST READ?????

I FIRST READ as 'INTIMACY WITH GOLF'.....suddenly sat-up...and ask wife...'wah, why have such write-up ....' then rest is history...ie kena left right centre...

of cos, prayed for foregiveness (note how I spelt 'fore') .......

disclaimer: True hor....but mentioning it with full guilt
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PostSubject: Re: Just how golf CRAZY are you?   Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:01 am

chocoman wrote:
i always shout 'in the hole"

before it enters the hole

ROFL ROFL ROFL Stretcher Stretcher Stretcher

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PostSubject: Re: Just how golf CRAZY are you?   Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:01 am

chocoman wrote:
i always shout 'in the hole"

before it enters the hole

Thats kinky...kudos bro What a Face
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PostSubject: Re: Just how golf CRAZY are you?   Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:03 am

destroyed stuff toys just to make nicer head covers... (counted? ) Very Happy

plus we destroyed a few. cos had to experiment first...
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PostSubject: Re: Just how golf CRAZY are you?   Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:04 am

joleelyn wrote:
destroyed stuff toys just to make nicer head covers... (counted? ) Very Happy

plus we destroyed a few. cos had to experiment first...

Brutal.

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PostSubject: Re: Just how golf CRAZY are you?   Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:04 am

Duval_S wrote:
Last week at church, there was a handout....one of the write up with 'Intimacy with God'....

CAN U BLOODY GUESS WHAT I FIRST READ?????

I FIRST READ as 'INTIMACY WITH GOLF'.....suddenly sat-up...and ask wife...'wah, why have such write-up ....' then rest is history...ie kena left right centre...

of cos, prayed for foregiveness (note how I spelt 'fore') .......

disclaimer: True hor....but mentioning it with full guilt

Though we are not pastors/priests but admitting your sins is always good my bro...besides I'm sure God will forgive cos he himself is a golfer imo Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Just how golf CRAZY are you?   Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:08 am

Technospaz wrote:
joleelyn wrote:
destroyed stuff toys just to make nicer head covers... (counted? ) Very Happy

plus we destroyed a few. cos had to experiment first...

Brutal.

Thats not brutal bro...thats outright sick! I mean could you imagine ripping off the head of say...Nemo or Stich to make a head cover? Suspect
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PostSubject: Re: Just how golf CRAZY are you?   Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:10 am

hahaa... no la.. never rip the head of. just cut at the bottom to dig out the foamy things inside only....

my god.. you guys the mind all so violent one!!lol,,,
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PostSubject: Re: Just how golf CRAZY are you?   Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:16 am

joleelyn wrote:
hahaa... no la.. never rip the head of. just cut at the bottom to dig out the foamy things inside only....

my god.. you guys the mind all so violent one!!lol,,,

Suspect

I'm keeping my soft toys away from you thats for sure!!! Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Just how golf CRAZY are you?   Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:17 am

=p....

i got 2 rooms full of them. so dun worry. I do it humanely...
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PostSubject: Re: Just how golf CRAZY are you?   Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:19 am

Swerve wrote:
Technospaz wrote:
joleelyn wrote:
destroyed stuff toys just to make nicer head covers... (counted? ) Very Happy

plus we destroyed a few. cos had to experiment first...

Brutal.

Thats not brutal bro...thats outright sick! I mean could you imagine ripping off the head of say...Nemo or Stich to make a head cover? Suspect

Different strokes for different folks Smile

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PostSubject: Re: Just how golf CRAZY are you?   Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:26 am

joleelyn wrote:
=p....

i got 2 rooms full of them. so dun worry. I do it humanely...

Looney tunes / Disney / Pixar slaughter house eh? Tsk tsk.
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PostSubject: Re: Just how golf CRAZY are you?   Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:30 am

no la... hug to slp. =D
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PostSubject: Re: Just how golf CRAZY are you?   Thu Oct 08, 2009 11:01 am

joleelyn wrote:
no la... hug to slp. =D

Wah...one nite slp, second nite chop head off. Bro Technospaz was righte afterall....you ARE brutal Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: Just how golf CRAZY are you?   Thu Oct 08, 2009 11:02 am

*sigh... Question
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PostSubject: Re: Just how golf CRAZY are you?   Thu Oct 08, 2009 11:07 am

Just teasing Wink

Anyways...back on topic! What are some of your golf crazy ways? Pls share!
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PostSubject: Re: Just how golf CRAZY are you?   Thu Oct 08, 2009 11:35 am

not necessary waiting for cab...
as long as there's reflection, i tend to do a stance...haha. my frds thot i gila liao.
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PostSubject: Re: Just how golf CRAZY are you?   Thu Oct 08, 2009 11:45 am

puteh83 wrote:
not necessary waiting for cab...
as long as there's reflection, i tend to do a stance...haha. my frds thot i gila liao.

LOL i practice my swings anytime i see a reflection, at work, in lifts, at shopping centers.... You will be surprise how may swing faults u can pick out from watching your natural swing
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PostSubject: Re: Just how golf CRAZY are you?   Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:18 pm

tronos wrote:
puteh83 wrote:
not necessary waiting for cab...
as long as there's reflection, i tend to do a stance...haha. my frds thot i gila liao.

LOL i practice my swings anytime i see a reflection, at work, in lifts, at shopping centers.... You will be surprise how may swing faults u can pick out from watching your natural swing

worst if you are carrying an umbrella.. Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Just how golf CRAZY are you?   Thu Oct 08, 2009 2:30 pm

3 days in hospital for trigger finger and back to the range 1 week later before it has healed.. and it hasnt after 8 mths. bom
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PostSubject: Re: Just how golf CRAZY are you?   Thu Oct 08, 2009 2:35 pm

joleelyn wrote:
destroyed stuff toys just to make nicer head covers... (counted? ) Very Happy

plus we destroyed a few. cos had to experiment first...

the horror....
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