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PostSubject: Malaysian Parliament   Fri May 04, 2012 9:13 am

Malaysia Parliament


In our Parliament recently, an UMNO MP during his speech told a story.....

"There was a father who gave RM100/- each to his 3 sons and asked them to buy things and fill up a room completely.

First son bought hay for RM100/- but couldn't fill the room entirely.
Second son bought cotton for RM100/- but couldn't fill the room entirely.

Third son bought a candle for RM1/- and lit it up and the room was filled with light completely."

The proud UMNO MP declared: "Our Prime Minister NAJIB is like the third son. From the day he has taken charge of his office, our country is filled with the bright light of prosperity."

A voice from the backbench asked, "Where is the remaining RM99/-??"

Now the whole nation is asking this same question!!

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PostSubject: Re: Malaysian Parliament   Fri May 04, 2012 9:19 am

Insanely great joke!!!!!!!!!! It's funny cause it's true......

But seriously, where the heck is the remaining $99!?!?!?!
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PostSubject: Re: Malaysian Parliament   Fri May 04, 2012 10:53 am

I was in penang last week and saw for myself their industry, warehousing and the town itself was clean and structured.. Made this comment to my friend and he said that Penang was not under UMNO but instead DAP...

He added also that now learning hokkien is mandatory for the police officers in penang.... I just hope they dun only pick up the same hokkien we did back in the army...that is gonna be unbecoming of an officer.!!

@TDO - thats a great joke... hit the nail in its head. I'm sure he will pay his dues someday for the terrible things he has done.. coz I doubt he even paid a single cent for the candle...
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PostSubject: Re: Malaysian Parliament   Fri May 04, 2012 11:01 am

1. Najib, Pak Lah, and Old man Mahathir were patrolling in a helicopter.

Old Man Mahathir:


“If I drop a piece of RM1000 note from here, the person that picks it up must be very happy.”


Pak Lah:


“If I throw two pieces of RM500notes down, it will make 2 persons happy.

Najib:

“If I drop TEN pieces of RM100notes, there will be 10 happy people."


The pilot murmuring to himself:
"Why don’t all of you just jump down from here, that will make 25 million people happy.”

@TDO - dun mind I add in one Malaysian joke for the day..

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PostSubject: Re: Malaysian Parliament   Fri May 04, 2012 11:12 am

HAha....good one....and good point on TDO's joke.....typical government procurement..overpaid for the damn candle.....
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PostSubject: Re: Malaysian Parliament   Fri May 04, 2012 11:46 am

Marvelous!!! cheers
lol! Beer
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PostSubject: Re: Malaysian Parliament   Fri May 04, 2012 11:55 am

Begbie wrote:
I was in penang last week and saw for myself their industry, warehousing and the town itself was clean and structured.. Made this comment to my friend and he said that Penang was not under UMNO but instead DAP...

they are doing well without my vote....... cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Malaysian Parliament   Fri May 04, 2012 12:01 pm

golfool2009 wrote:
Insanely great joke!!!!!!!!!! It's funny cause it's true......

But seriously, where the heck is the remaining $99!?!?!?!

$99 is given to the middle men that sell him the candle. but not sure how the split go in behind.
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PostSubject: Re: Malaysian Parliament   Fri May 04, 2012 12:10 pm

Malaysia Boleh!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Malaysian Parliament   Fri May 04, 2012 12:36 pm

Begbie wrote:
I doubt he even paid a single cent for the candle...

Agree Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Malaysian Parliament   Fri May 04, 2012 4:53 pm

heh good one.... lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Malaysian Parliament   Fri May 04, 2012 6:15 pm

" Like " Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Malaysian Parliament   Fri May 04, 2012 6:25 pm

Pls la.... Don be like that Le. I am sure there is an explanation for this. Just that the stupid mp donno how to answer

The answer is

The PM bot a perpetual license fm the candle seller to ensure consistent supply of supply go fwd. The supplier has a stake in the electric board who also supply the light bulp who he will turn off whenever the PM needs to guide the citizen

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