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chillipadi
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PostSubject: Your wish......   Sun Oct 11, 2009 12:35 am

Long time ago there was a genie who lives in a bottle...... Wonder anyone ever watch " I dream of Jeanie"?
Anyway, if you have that bottle, "THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU SAY SOMETHING, BECAUSE SOMETIMES ACCIDENTS DO HAPPEN"


Here's the story........


There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a French, who found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appeared.

Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, He said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to be! Come, and then your wish will come true."

The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted,
"WINE". The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. The Frenchman was so happy swimming and drinking from the pool.

Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and shouted, "VODKA" and
immersed himself into a pool of vodka.

The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER". He was so contented with his beer pool.

The last is the American. He was running towards the pool when suddenly he
steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted, SHIT....,

OOOOPS ROFL
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PostSubject: Re: Your wish......   Sun Oct 11, 2009 5:49 am

LOL!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Your wish......   Sun Oct 11, 2009 11:16 am

hahahaha Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Your wish......   Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:21 am

I'd shout "THOUSAND US DOLLAH NOTES!!!!" Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Your wish......   Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:39 am

I wonder what would happen if an Ah Beng slipped and shouted out some derogatory term to describe anatomy.

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Swerve
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PostSubject: Re: Your wish......   Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:52 am

Technospaz wrote:
I wonder what would happen if an Ah Beng slipped and shouted out some derogatory term to describe anatomy.

Ahahahahaaahahaa I hope for that Ah Beng did not add the "Smelly" part in front of that Hokkien expelitive lol.
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PostSubject: Re: Your wish......   Mon Oct 12, 2009 12:01 pm

Nasty...
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PostSubject: Re: Your wish......   Mon Oct 12, 2009 12:20 pm

hahahaha....Techno ah techno...you dirty mind...
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