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pocketace
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PostSubject: "Dirty" Sounding Legal Speak   Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:57 am

(1) Have you looked at her briefs?

(2) He is one hard judge!

(3) Counsellor, lets do it in the chambers

(4) His attorney withdrew in the last minute!

(5) Is is a penal offense?

(6) Better leave the handcuffs on...

(7) For $200 an hour, she better be good!

(8) Can you get him to drop his suit?

(9) The judge gave her the stiffest one he could

(10) Think you can get me off?

just for laughs folks, have a good week! cheers
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PostSubject: Re: "Dirty" Sounding Legal Speak   Fri Jul 06, 2012 5:46 pm

Haha asking my legal counsel for his opinion
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PostSubject: Re: "Dirty" Sounding Legal Speak   Fri Jul 06, 2012 6:24 pm

lol! good one! here's another legal laugh!

A lawyer was out golfing when he was hit in the head by a golf ball.

When the other golfer came to get his ball the lawyer said, “I’m a lawyer and this is going to cost you $5,000.”

The other golfer said, “Didn’t you hear me yell FORE?”

The lawyer then said, “I’ll take it!!!”
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PostSubject: Re: "Dirty" Sounding Legal Speak   Sat Jul 07, 2012 12:35 am

Bro pocketace, you so funny you can bang my gavel anytime!
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PostSubject: Re: "Dirty" Sounding Legal Speak   Sat Jul 07, 2012 8:22 am

My shaft is x stiff
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