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PostSubject: Re: Let's play game - Complete the 'Story'...   Tue Oct 13, 2009 11:57 am

Today my golf
club ate me
and my balls
took a dive
in water hazard
i jumped in
found a buaya
tickling my balls
i moan loudly
scaring the buaya
than came along
a big long
parang waving XMM
thick, and hairy
bushy and blond
curly and shiny
piece of shit
wearing nothin but
her golf shoes
I wanted to
call uncle lau
and pray sincerely
to golf God
instead xmm moaned
when she started
licking the shit
off my turban.
What the Heck!
But after that
i look up
and hit hard
then i realised
got armpit hair
sticking out from
my toes! then
to my horror
i realised that
got BO too...
I told myself
"RUN LIKE F**K"!!!!!
Because behind me
MT IS CHASING
WIF A DILDO
and pink balls.
To my dismay
he was not
wearing a bikini
But still BOOMZ!
and sumtink radz
just hit me
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joleelyn
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PostSubject: Re: Let's play game - Complete the 'Story'...   Tue Oct 13, 2009 11:59 am

Today my golf
club ate me
and my balls
took a dive
in water hazard
i jumped in
found a buaya
tickling my balls
i moan loudly
scaring the buaya
than came along
a big long
parang waving XMM
thick, and hairy
bushy and blond
curly and shiny
piece of shit
wearing nothin but
her golf shoes
I wanted to
call uncle lau
and pray sincerely
to golf God
instead xmm moaned
when she started
licking the shit
off my turban.
What the Heck!
But after that
i look up
and hit hard
then i realised
got armpit hair
sticking out from
my toes! then
to my horror
i realised that
got BO too...
I told myself
"RUN LIKE F**K"!!!!!
Because behind me
MT IS CHASING
WIF A DILDO
and pink balls.
To my dismay
he was not
wearing a bikini
But still BOOMZ!
and sumtink radz
just hit me
OH MY 'TIAN'
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PostSubject: Re: Let's play game - Complete the 'Story'...   Tue Oct 13, 2009 12:02 pm

Today my golf
club ate me
and my balls
took a dive
in water hazard
i jumped in
found a buaya
tickling my balls
i moan loudly
scaring the buaya
than came along
a big long
parang waving XMM
thick, and hairy
bushy and blond
curly and shiny
piece of shit
wearing nothin but
her golf shoes
I wanted to
call uncle lau
and pray sincerely
to golf God
instead xmm moaned
when she started
licking the shit
off my turban.
What the Heck!
But after that
i look up
and hit hard
then i realised
got armpit hair
sticking out from
my toes! then
to my horror
i realised that
got BO too...
I told myself
"RUN LIKE F**K"!!!!!
Because behind me
MT IS CHASING
WIF A DILDO
and pink balls.
To my dismay
he was not
wearing a bikini
But still BOOMZ!
and sumtink radz
just hit me
OH MY 'TIAN'
I AM COMING!
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joleelyn
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PostSubject: Re: Let's play game - Complete the 'Story'...   Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:28 pm

Today my golf
club ate me
and my balls
took a dive
in water hazard
i jumped in
found a buaya
tickling my balls
i moan loudly
scaring the buaya
than came along
a big long
parang waving XMM
thick, and hairy
bushy and blond
curly and shiny
piece of shit
wearing nothin but
her golf shoes
I wanted to
call uncle lau
and pray sincerely
to golf God
instead xmm moaned
when she started
licking the shit
off my turban.
What the Heck!
But after that
i look up
and hit hard
then i realised
got armpit hair
sticking out from
my toes! then
to my horror
i realised that
got BO too...
I told myself
"RUN LIKE F**K"!!!!!
Because behind me
MT IS CHASING
WIF A DILDO
and pink balls.
To my dismay
he was not
wearing a bikini
But still BOOMZ!
and sumtink radz
just hit me
OH MY 'TIAN'
I AM COMING!
I reached down
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PostSubject: Re: Let's play game - Complete the 'Story'...   Tue Oct 13, 2009 5:15 pm

Today my golf
club ate me
and my balls
took a dive
in water hazard
i jumped in
found a buaya
tickling my balls
i moan loudly
scaring the buaya
than came along
a big long
parang waving XMM
thick, and hairy
bushy and blond
curly and shiny
piece of shit
wearing nothin but
her golf shoes
I wanted to
call uncle lau
and pray sincerely
to golf God
instead xmm moaned
when she started
licking the shit
off my turban.
What the Heck!
But after that
i look up
and hit hard
then i realised
got armpit hair
sticking out from
my toes! then
to my horror
i realised that
got BO too...
I told myself
"RUN LIKE F**K"!!!!!
Because behind me
MT IS CHASING
WIF A DILDO
and pink balls.
To my dismay
he was not
wearing a bikini
But still BOOMZ!
and sumtink radz
just hit me
OH MY 'TIAN'
I AM COMING!
I reached down
to the place
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PostSubject: Re: Let's play game - Complete the 'Story'...   Tue Oct 13, 2009 5:22 pm

Today my golf
club ate me
and my balls
took a dive
in water hazard
i jumped in
found a buaya
tickling my balls
i moan loudly
scaring the buaya
than came along
a big long
parang waving XMM
thick, and hairy
bushy and blond
curly and shiny
piece of shit
wearing nothin but
her golf shoes
I wanted to
call uncle lau
and pray sincerely
to golf God
instead xmm moaned
when she started
licking the shit
off my turban.
What the Heck!
But after that
i look up
and hit hard
then i realised
got armpit hair
sticking out from
my toes! then
to my horror
i realised that
got BO too...
I told myself
"RUN LIKE F**K"!!!!!
Because behind me
MT IS CHASING
WIF A DILDO
and pink balls.
To my dismay
he was not
wearing a bikini
But still BOOMZ!
and sumtink radz
just hit me
OH MY 'TIAN'
I AM COMING!
I reached down
to the place
a faraway land
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Age : 42
Location : Singapore

PostSubject: Re: Let's play game - Complete the 'Story'...   Tue Oct 13, 2009 5:24 pm

Today my golf
club ate me
and my balls
took a dive
in water hazard
i jumped in
found a buaya
tickling my balls
i moan loudly
scaring the buaya
than came along
a big long
parang waving XMM
thick, and hairy
bushy and blond
curly and shiny
piece of shit
wearing nothin but
her golf shoes
I wanted to
call uncle lau
and pray sincerely
to golf God
instead xmm moaned
when she started
licking the shit
off my turban.
What the Heck!
But after that
i look up
and hit hard
then i realised
got armpit hair
sticking out from
my toes! then
to my horror
i realised that
got BO too...
I told myself
"RUN LIKE F**K"!!!!!
Because behind me
MT IS CHASING
WIF A DILDO
and pink balls.
To my dismay
he was not
wearing a bikini
But still BOOMZ!
and sumtink radz
just hit me
OH MY 'TIAN'
I AM COMING!
I reached down
to the place
a faraway land
before the time
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PostSubject: Re: Let's play game - Complete the 'Story'...   Tue Oct 13, 2009 5:41 pm

Today my golf
club ate me
and my balls
took a dive
in water hazard
i jumped in
found a buaya
tickling my balls
i moan loudly
scaring the buaya
than came along
a big long
parang waving XMM
thick, and hairy
bushy and blond
curly and shiny
piece of shit
wearing nothin but
her golf shoes
I wanted to
call uncle lau
and pray sincerely
to golf God
instead xmm moaned
when she started
licking the shit
off my turban.
What the Heck!
But after that
i look up
and hit hard
then i realised
got armpit hair
sticking out from
my toes! then
to my horror
i realised that
got BO too...
I told myself
"RUN LIKE F**K"!!!!!
Because behind me
MT IS CHASING
WIF A DILDO
and pink balls.
To my dismay
he was not
wearing a bikini
But still BOOMZ!
and sumtink radz
just hit me
OH MY 'TIAN'
I AM COMING!
I reached down
to the place
a faraway land
before the time
to fly kite
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PostSubject: Re: Let's play game - Complete the 'Story'...   Tue Oct 13, 2009 5:45 pm

Today my golf
club ate me
and my balls
took a dive
in water hazard
i jumped in
found a buaya
tickling my balls
i moan loudly
scaring the buaya
than came along
a big long
parang waving XMM
thick, and hairy
bushy and blond
curly and shiny
piece of shit
wearing nothin but
her golf shoes
I wanted to
call uncle lau
and pray sincerely
to golf God
instead xmm moaned
when she started
licking the shit
off my turban.
What the Heck!
But after that
i look up
and hit hard
then i realised
got armpit hair
sticking out from
my toes! then
to my horror
i realised that
got BO too...
I told myself
"RUN LIKE F**K"!!!!!
Because behind me
MT IS CHASING
WIF A DILDO
and pink balls.
To my dismay
he was not
wearing a bikini
But still BOOMZ!
and sumtink radz
just hit me
OH MY 'TIAN'
I AM COMING!
I reached down
to the place
a faraway land
before the time
to fly kite
the string broke
the kite flew
far and high
and landed onto
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PostSubject: Re: Let's play game - Complete the 'Story'...   Tue Oct 13, 2009 8:13 pm

Today my golf
club ate me
and my balls
took a dive
in water hazard
i jumped in
found a buaya
tickling my balls
i moan loudly
scaring the buaya
than came along
a big long
parang waving XMM
thick, and hairy
bushy and blond
curly and shiny
piece of shit
wearing nothin but
her golf shoes
I wanted to
call uncle lau
and pray sincerely
to golf God
instead xmm moaned
when she started
licking the shit
off my turban.
What the Heck!
But after that
i look up
and hit hard
then i realised
got armpit hair
sticking out from
my toes! then
to my horror
i realised that
got BO too...
I told myself
"RUN LIKE F**K"!!!!!
Because behind me
MT IS CHASING
WIF A DILDO
and pink balls.
To my dismay
he was not
wearing a bikini
But still BOOMZ!
and sumtink radz
just hit me
OH MY 'TIAN'
I AM COMING!
I reached down
to the place
a faraway land
before the time
to fly kite
far and high
and landed onto
the 19th hole
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PostSubject: Re: Let's play game - Complete the 'Story'...   Tue Oct 13, 2009 9:14 pm

Today my golf
club ate me
and my balls
took a dive
in water hazard
i jumped in
found a buaya
tickling my balls
i moan loudly
scaring the buaya
than came along
a big long
parang waving XMM
thick, and hairy
bushy and blond
curly and shiny
piece of shit
wearing nothin but
her golf shoes
I wanted to
call uncle lau
and pray sincerely
to golf God
instead xmm moaned
when she started
licking the shit
off my turban.
What the Heck!
But after that
i look up
and hit hard
then i realised
got armpit hair
sticking out from
my toes! then
to my horror
i realised that
got BO too...
I told myself
"RUN LIKE F**K"!!!!!
Because behind me
MT IS CHASING
WIF A DILDO
and pink balls.
To my dismay
he was not
wearing a bikini
But still BOOMZ!
and sumtink radz
just hit me
OH MY 'TIAN'
I AM COMING!
I reached down
to the place
a faraway land
before the time
to fly kite
far and high
and landed onto
the 19th hole
while Uncle Lau
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Age : 42
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PostSubject: Re: Let's play game - Complete the 'Story'...   Tue Oct 13, 2009 9:47 pm

Today my golf
club ate me
and my balls
took a dive
in water hazard
i jumped in
found a buaya
tickling my balls
i moan loudly
scaring the buaya
than came along
a big long
parang waving XMM
thick, and hairy
bushy and blond
curly and shiny
piece of shit
wearing nothin but
her golf shoes
I wanted to
call uncle lau
and pray sincerely
to golf God
instead xmm moaned
when she started
licking the shit
off my turban.
What the Heck!
But after that
i look up
and hit hard
then i realised
got armpit hair
sticking out from
my toes! then
to my horror
i realised that
got BO too...
I told myself
"RUN LIKE F**K"!!!!!
Because behind me
MT IS CHASING
WIF A DILDO
and pink balls.
To my dismay
he was not
wearing a bikini
But still BOOMZ!
and sumtink radz
just hit me
OH MY 'TIAN'
I AM COMING!
I reached down
to the place
a faraway land
before the time
to fly kite
far and high
and landed onto
the 19th hole
while Uncle Lau
pick his nose
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PostSubject: Re: Let's play game - Complete the 'Story'...   Tue Oct 13, 2009 11:52 pm

Today my golf
club ate me
and my balls
took a dive
in water hazard
i jumped in
found a buaya
tickling my balls
i moan loudly
scaring the buaya
than came along
a big long
parang waving XMM
thick, and hairy
bushy and blond
curly and shiny
piece of shit
wearing nothin but
her golf shoes
I wanted to
call uncle lau
and pray sincerely
to golf God
instead xmm moaned
when she started
licking the shit
off my turban.
What the Heck!
But after that
i look up
and hit hard
then i realised
got armpit hair
sticking out from
my toes! then
to my horror
i realised that
got BO too...
I told myself
"RUN LIKE F**K"!!!!!
Because behind me
MT IS CHASING
WIF A DILDO
and pink balls.
To my dismay
he was not
wearing a bikini
But still BOOMZ!
and sumtink radz
just hit me
OH MY 'TIAN'
I AM COMING!
I reached down
to the place
a faraway land
before the time
to fly kite
far and high
and landed onto
the 19th hole
while Uncle Lau
pick his nose
wondering who sabo
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Posts : 1368
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PostSubject: Re: Let's play game - Complete the 'Story'...   Wed Oct 14, 2009 12:19 am

Today my golf
club ate me
and my balls
took a dive
in water hazard
i jumped in
found a buaya
tickling my balls
i moan loudly
scaring the buaya
than came along
a big long
parang waving XMM
thick, and hairy
bushy and blond
curly and shiny
piece of shit
wearing nothin but
her golf shoes
I wanted to
call uncle lau
and pray sincerely
to golf God
instead xmm moaned
when she started
licking the shit
off my turban.
What the Heck!
But after that
i look up
and hit hard
then i realised
got armpit hair
sticking out from
my toes! then
to my horror
i realised that
got BO too...
I told myself
"RUN LIKE F**K"!!!!!
Because behind me
MT IS CHASING
WIF A DILDO
and pink balls.
To my dismay
he was not
wearing a bikini
But still BOOMZ!
and sumtink radz
just hit me
OH MY 'TIAN'
I AM COMING!
I reached down
to the place
a faraway land
before the time
to fly kite
far and high
and landed onto
the 19th hole
while Uncle Lau
pick his nose
wondering who sabo
lovely Ris Low
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PostSubject: Re: Let's play game - Complete the 'Story'...   Wed Oct 14, 2009 12:21 am

Today my golf
club ate me
and my balls
took a dive
in water hazard
i jumped in
found a buaya
tickling my balls
i moan loudly
scaring the buaya
than came along
a big long
parang waving XMM
thick, and hairy
bushy and blond
curly and shiny
piece of shit
wearing nothin but
her golf shoes
I wanted to
call uncle lau
and pray sincerely
to golf God
instead xmm moaned
when she started
licking the shit
off my turban.
What the Heck!
But after that
i look up
and hit hard
then i realised
got armpit hair
sticking out from
my toes! then
to my horror
i realised that
got BO too...
I told myself
"RUN LIKE F**K"!!!!!
Because behind me
MT IS CHASING
WIF A DILDO
and pink balls.
To my dismay
he was not
wearing a bikini
But still BOOMZ!
and sumtink radz
just hit me
OH MY 'TIAN'
I AM COMING!
I reached down
to the place
a faraway land
before the time
to fly kite
far and high
and landed onto
the 19th hole
while Uncle Lau
pick his nose
wondering who sabo
lovely Ris low
to give up
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Posts : 1368
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PostSubject: Re: Let's play game - Complete the 'Story'...   Wed Oct 14, 2009 12:24 am

Today my golf
club ate me
and my balls
took a dive
in water hazard
i jumped in
found a buaya
tickling my balls
i moan loudly
scaring the buaya
than came along
a big long
parang waving XMM
thick, and hairy
bushy and blond
curly and shiny
piece of shit
wearing nothin but
her golf shoes
I wanted to
call uncle lau
and pray sincerely
to golf God
instead xmm moaned
when she started
licking the shit
off my turban.
What the Heck!
But after that
i look up
and hit hard
then i realised
got armpit hair
sticking out from
my toes! then
to my horror
i realised that
got BO too...
I told myself
"RUN LIKE F**K"!!!!!
Because behind me
MT IS CHASING
WIF A DILDO
and pink balls.
To my dismay
he was not
wearing a bikini
But still BOOMZ!
and sumtink radz
just hit me
OH MY 'TIAN'
I AM COMING!
I reached down
to the place
a faraway land
before the time
to fly kite
far and high
and landed onto
the 19th hole
while Uncle Lau
pick his nose
wondering who sabo
lovely Ris low
to give up
her leopard prince
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Posts : 1549
Join date : 2009-10-02
Location : in my lil' head.

PostSubject: Re: Let's play game - Complete the 'Story'...   Wed Oct 14, 2009 12:28 am

Today my golf
club ate me
and my balls
took a dive
in water hazard
i jumped in
found a buaya
tickling my balls
i moan loudly
scaring the buaya
than came along
a big long
parang waving XMM
thick, and hairy
bushy and blond
curly and shiny
piece of shit
wearing nothin but
her golf shoes
I wanted to
call uncle lau
and pray sincerely
to golf God
instead xmm moaned
when she started
licking the shit
off my turban.
What the Heck!
But after that
i look up
and hit hard
then i realised
got armpit hair
sticking out from
my toes! then
to my horror
i realised that
got BO too...
I told myself
"RUN LIKE F**K"!!!!!
Because behind me
MT IS CHASING
WIF A DILDO
and pink balls.
To my dismay
he was not
wearing a bikini
But still BOOMZ!
and sumtink radz
just hit me
OH MY 'TIAN'
I AM COMING!
I reached down
to the place
a faraway land
before the time
to fly kite
far and high
and landed onto
the 19th hole
while Uncle Lau
pick his nose
wondering who sabo
lovely Ris low
to give up
her leopard prince
whom she thought
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Posts : 1210
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Age : 29
Location : Serangoon Gardens

PostSubject: Re: Let's play game - Complete the 'Story'...   Wed Oct 14, 2009 12:36 am

Today my golf
club ate me
and my balls
took a dive
in water hazard
i jumped in
found a buaya
tickling my balls
i moan loudly
scaring the buaya
than came along
a big long
parang waving XMM
thick, and hairy
bushy and blond
curly and shiny
piece of shit
wearing nothin but
her golf shoes
I wanted to
call uncle lau
and pray sincerely
to golf God
instead xmm moaned
when she started
licking the shit
off my turban.
What the Heck!
But after that
i look up
and hit hard
then i realised
got armpit hair
sticking out from
my toes! then
to my horror
i realised that
got BO too...
I told myself
"RUN LIKE F**K"!!!!!
Because behind me
MT IS CHASING
WIF A DILDO
and pink balls.
To my dismay
he was not
wearing a bikini
But still BOOMZ!
and sumtink radz
just hit me
OH MY 'TIAN'
I AM COMING!
I reached down
to the place
a faraway land
before the time
to fly kite
far and high
and landed onto
the 19th hole
while Uncle Lau
pick his nose
wondering who sabo
lovely Ris low
to give up
her leopard prince
whom she thought
matched her bigini
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Posts : 1549
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Location : in my lil' head.

PostSubject: Re: Let's play game - Complete the 'Story'...   Wed Oct 14, 2009 12:45 am

Today my golf
club ate me
and my balls
took a dive
in water hazard
i jumped in
found a buaya
tickling my balls
i moan loudly
scaring the buaya
than came along
a big long
parang waving XMM
thick, and hairy
bushy and blond
curly and shiny
piece of shit
wearing nothin but
her golf shoes
I wanted to
call uncle lau
and pray sincerely
to golf God
instead xmm moaned
when she started
licking the shit
off my turban.
What the Heck!
But after that
i look up
and hit hard
then i realised
got armpit hair
sticking out from
my toes! then
to my horror
i realised that
got BO too...
I told myself
"RUN LIKE F**K"!!!!!
Because behind me
MT IS CHASING
WIF A DILDO
and pink balls.
To my dismay
he was not
wearing a bikini
But still BOOMZ!
and sumtink radz
just hit me
OH MY 'TIAN'
I AM COMING!
I reached down
to the place
a faraway land
before the time
to fly kite
far and high
and landed onto
the 19th hole
while Uncle Lau
pick his nose
wondering who sabo
lovely Ris low
to give up
her leopard prince
whom she thought
matched her bigini
and her furry
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Age : 29
Location : Serangoon Gardens

PostSubject: Re: Let's play game - Complete the 'Story'...   Wed Oct 14, 2009 12:52 am

Today my golf
club ate me
and my balls
took a dive
in water hazard
i jumped in
found a buaya
tickling my balls
i moan loudly
scaring the buaya
than came along
a big long
parang waving XMM
thick, and hairy
bushy and blond
curly and shiny
piece of shit
wearing nothin but
her golf shoes
I wanted to
call uncle lau
and pray sincerely
to golf God
instead xmm moaned
when she started
licking the shit
off my turban.
What the Heck!
But after that
i look up
and hit hard
then i realised
got armpit hair
sticking out from
my toes! then
to my horror
i realised that
got BO too...
I told myself
"RUN LIKE F**K"!!!!!
Because behind me
MT IS CHASING
WIF A DILDO
and pink balls.
To my dismay
he was not
wearing a bikini
But still BOOMZ!
and sumtink radz
just hit me
OH MY 'TIAN'
I AM COMING!
I reached down
to the place
a faraway land
before the time
to fly kite
far and high
and landed onto
the 19th hole
while Uncle Lau
pick his nose
wondering who sabo
lovely Ris low
to give up
her leopard prince
whom she thought
matched her bigini
and her furry
you know what
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Age : 42
Location : Sinkapoh

PostSubject: Re: Let's play game - Complete the 'Story'...   Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:07 am

Today my golf
club ate me
and my balls
took a dive
in water hazard
i jumped in
found a buaya
tickling my balls
i moan loudly
scaring the buaya
than came along
a big long
parang waving XMM
thick, and hairy
bushy and blond
curly and shiny
piece of shit
wearing nothin but
her golf shoes
I wanted to
call uncle lau
and pray sincerely
to golf God
instead xmm moaned
when she started
licking the shit
off my turban.
What the Heck!
But after that
i look up
and hit hard
then i realised
got armpit hair
sticking out from
my toes! then
to my horror
i realised that
got BO too...
I told myself
"RUN LIKE F**K"!!!!!
Because behind me
MT IS CHASING
WIF A DILDO
and pink balls.
To my dismay
he was not
wearing a bikini
But still BOOMZ!
and sumtink radz
just hit me
OH MY 'TIAN'
I AM COMING!
I reached down
to the place
a faraway land
before the time
to fly kite
far and high
and landed onto
the 19th hole
while Uncle Lau
pick his nose
wondering who sabo
lovely Ris low
to give up
her leopard prince
whom she thought
matched her bigini
and her furry
you know what
she's a man
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Posts : 1471
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Age : 39

PostSubject: Re: Let's play game - Complete the 'Story'...   Wed Oct 14, 2009 8:39 am

Today my golf
club ate me
and my balls
took a dive
in water hazard
i jumped in
found a buaya
tickling my balls
i moan loudly
scaring the buaya
than came along
a big long
parang waving XMM
thick, and hairy
bushy and blond
curly and shiny
piece of shit
wearing nothin but
her golf shoes
I wanted to
call uncle lau
and pray sincerely
to golf God
instead xmm moaned
when she started
licking the shit
off my turban.
What the Heck!
But after that
i look up
and hit hard
then i realised
got armpit hair
sticking out from
my toes! then
to my horror
i realised that
got BO too...
I told myself
"RUN LIKE F**K"!!!!!
Because behind me
MT IS CHASING
WIF A DILDO
and pink balls.
To my dismay
he was not
wearing a bikini
But still BOOMZ!
and sumtink radz
just hit me
OH MY 'TIAN'
I AM COMING!
I reached down
to the place
a faraway land
before the time
to fly kite
far and high
and landed onto
the 19th hole
while Uncle Lau
pick his nose
wondering who sabo
lovely Ris low
to give up
her leopard prince
whom she thought
matched her bigini
and her furry
you know what
she's a man
who did not
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Posts : 1368
Join date : 2009-06-19

PostSubject: Re: Let's play game - Complete the 'Story'...   Wed Oct 14, 2009 8:56 am

Today my golf
club ate me
and my balls
took a dive
in water hazard
i jumped in
found a buaya
tickling my balls
i moan loudly
scaring the buaya
than came along
a big long
parang waving XMM
thick, and hairy
bushy and blond
curly and shiny
piece of shit
wearing nothin but
her golf shoes
I wanted to
call uncle lau
and pray sincerely
to golf God
instead xmm moaned
when she started
licking the shit
off my turban.
What the Heck!
But after that
i look up
and hit hard
then i realised
got armpit hair
sticking out from
my toes! then
to my horror
i realised that
got BO too...
I told myself
"RUN LIKE F**K"!!!!!
Because behind me
MT IS CHASING
WIF A DILDO
and pink balls.
To my dismay
he was not
wearing a bikini
But still BOOMZ!
and sumtink radz
just hit me
OH MY 'TIAN'
I AM COMING!
I reached down
to the place
a faraway land
before the time
to fly kite
far and high
and landed onto
the 19th hole
while Uncle Lau
pick his nose
wondering who sabo
lovely Ris low
to give up
her leopard prince
whom she thought
matched her bigini
and her furry
you know what
she's a man
who did not
stand a chance
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Posts : 1324
Join date : 2009-07-05
Age : 35
Location : Sometimes Serangoon Sometimes India

PostSubject: Re: Let's play game - Complete the 'Story'...   Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:09 am

Today my golf
club ate me
and my balls
took a dive
in water hazard
i jumped in
found a buaya
tickling my balls
i moan loudly
scaring the buaya
than came along
a big long
parang waving XMM
thick, and hairy
bushy and blond
curly and shiny
piece of shit
wearing nothin but
her golf shoes
I wanted to
call uncle lau
and pray sincerely
to golf God
instead xmm moaned
when she started
licking the shit
off my turban.
What the Heck!
But after that
i look up
and hit hard
then i realised
got armpit hair
sticking out from
my toes! then
to my horror
i realised that
got BO too...
I told myself
"RUN LIKE F**K"!!!!!
Because behind me
MT IS CHASING
WIF A DILDO
and pink balls.
To my dismay
he was not
wearing a bikini
But still BOOMZ!
and sumtink radz
just hit me
OH MY 'TIAN'
I AM COMING!
I reached down
to the place
a faraway land
before the time
to fly kite
far and high
and landed onto
the 19th hole
while Uncle Lau
pick his nose
wondering who sabo
lovely Ris low
to give up
her leopard prince
whom she thought
matched her bigini
and her furry
you know what
she's a man
who did not
stand a chance
to sleep with
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joleelyn
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Posts : 1549
Join date : 2009-10-02
Location : in my lil' head.

PostSubject: Re: Let's play game - Complete the 'Story'...   Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:33 am

Today my golf
club ate me
and my balls
took a dive
in water hazard
i jumped in
found a buaya
tickling my balls
i moan loudly
scaring the buaya
than came along
a big long
parang waving XMM
thick, and hairy
bushy and blond
curly and shiny
piece of shit
wearing nothin but
her golf shoes
I wanted to
call uncle lau
and pray sincerely
to golf God
instead xmm moaned
when she started
licking the shit
off my turban.
What the Heck!
But after that
i look up
and hit hard
then i realised
got armpit hair
sticking out from
my toes! then
to my horror
i realised that
got BO too...
I told myself
"RUN LIKE F**K"!!!!!
Because behind me
MT IS CHASING
WIF A DILDO
and pink balls.
To my dismay
he was not
wearing a bikini
But still BOOMZ!
and sumtink radz
just hit me
OH MY 'TIAN'
I AM COMING!
I reached down
to the place
a faraway land
before the time
to fly kite
far and high
and landed onto
the 19th hole
while Uncle Lau
pick his nose
wondering who sabo
lovely Ris low
to give up
her leopard prince
whom she thought
matched her bigini
and her furry
you know what
she's a man
who did not
stand a chance
to sleep with
you know who
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