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PostSubject: Re: Let's play game - Complete the 'Story'...   Wed Oct 14, 2009 11:49 am

Today my golf
club ate me
and my balls
took a dive
in water hazard
i jumped in
found a buaya
tickling my balls
i moan loudly
scaring the buaya
than came along
a big long
parang waving XMM
thick, and hairy
bushy and blond
curly and shiny
piece of shit
wearing nothin but
her golf shoes
I wanted to
call uncle lau
and pray sincerely
to golf God
instead xmm moaned
when she started
licking the shit
off my turban.
What the Heck!
But after that
i look up
and hit hard
then i realised
got armpit hair
sticking out from
my toes! then
to my horror
i realised that
got BO too...
I told myself
"RUN LIKE F**K"!!!!!
Because behind me
MT IS CHASING
WIF A DILDO
and pink balls.
To my dismay
he was not
wearing a bikini
But still BOOMZ!
and sumtink radz
just hit me
OH MY 'TIAN'
I AM COMING!
I reached down
to the place
a faraway land
before the time
to fly kite
far and high
and landed onto
the 19th hole
while Uncle Lau
pick his nose
wondering who sabo
lovely Ris low
to give up
her leopard prince
whom she thought
matched her bigini
and her furry
you know what
she's a man
who did not
stand a chance
to sleep with
you know who
the only one
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Swerve
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Posts : 176
Join date : 2009-10-07

PostSubject: Re: Let's play game - Complete the 'Story'...   Wed Oct 14, 2009 1:13 pm

Today my golf
club ate me
and my balls
took a dive
in water hazard
i jumped in
found a buaya
tickling my balls
i moan loudly
scaring the buaya
than came along
a big long
parang waving XMM
thick, and hairy
bushy and blond
curly and shiny
piece of shit
wearing nothin but
her golf shoes
I wanted to
call uncle lau
and pray sincerely
to golf God
instead xmm moaned
when she started
licking the shit
off my turban.
What the Heck!
But after that
i look up
and hit hard
then i realised
got armpit hair
sticking out from
my toes! then
to my horror
i realised that
got BO too...
I told myself
"RUN LIKE F**K"!!!!!
Because behind me
MT IS CHASING
WIF A DILDO
and pink balls.
To my dismay
he was not
wearing a bikini
But still BOOMZ!
and sumtink radz
just hit me
OH MY 'TIAN'
I AM COMING!
I reached down
to the place
a faraway land
before the time
to fly kite
far and high
and landed onto
the 19th hole
while Uncle Lau
pick his nose
wondering who sabo
lovely Ris low
to give up
her leopard prince
whom she thought
matched her bigini
and her furry
you know what
she's a man
who did not
stand a chance
to sleep with
you know who
the only one
who LOVES blowing
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puteh83
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Posts : 479
Join date : 2009-06-22

PostSubject: Re: Let's play game - Complete the 'Story'...   Wed Oct 14, 2009 1:48 pm

Today my golf
club ate me
and my balls
took a dive
in water hazard
i jumped in
found a buaya
tickling my balls
i moan loudly
scaring the buaya
than came along
a big long
parang waving XMM
thick, and hairy
bushy and blond
curly and shiny
piece of shit
wearing nothin but
her golf shoes
I wanted to
call uncle lau
and pray sincerely
to golf God
instead xmm moaned
when she started
licking the shit
off my turban.
What the Heck!
But after that
i look up
and hit hard
then i realised
got armpit hair
sticking out from
my toes! then
to my horror
i realised that
got BO too...
I told myself
"RUN LIKE F**K"!!!!!
Because behind me
MT IS CHASING
WIF A DILDO
and pink balls.
To my dismay
he was not
wearing a bikini
But still BOOMZ!
and sumtink radz
just hit me
OH MY 'TIAN'
I AM COMING!
I reached down
to the place
a faraway land
before the time
to fly kite
far and high
and landed onto
the 19th hole
while Uncle Lau
pick his nose
wondering who sabo
lovely Ris low
to give up
her leopard prince
whom she thought
matched her bigini
and her furry
you know what
she's a man
who did not
stand a chance
to sleep with
you know who
the only one
who LOVES blowing
hot air into
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Swerve
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Posts : 176
Join date : 2009-10-07

PostSubject: Re: Let's play game - Complete the 'Story'...   Wed Oct 14, 2009 1:55 pm

Today my golf
club ate me
and my balls
took a dive
in water hazard
i jumped in
found a buaya
tickling my balls
i moan loudly
scaring the buaya
than came along
a big long
parang waving XMM
thick, and hairy
bushy and blond
curly and shiny
piece of shit
wearing nothin but
her golf shoes
I wanted to
call uncle lau
and pray sincerely
to golf God
instead xmm moaned
when she started
licking the shit
off my turban.
What the Heck!
But after that
i look up
and hit hard
then i realised
got armpit hair
sticking out from
my toes! then
to my horror
i realised that
got BO too...
I told myself
"RUN LIKE F**K"!!!!!
Because behind me
MT IS CHASING
WIF A DILDO
and pink balls.
To my dismay
he was not
wearing a bikini
But still BOOMZ!
and sumtink radz
just hit me
OH MY 'TIAN'
I AM COMING!
I reached down
to the place
a faraway land
before the time
to fly kite
far and high
and landed onto
the 19th hole
while Uncle Lau
pick his nose
wondering who sabo
lovely Ris low
to give up
her leopard prince
whom she thought
matched her bigini
and her furry
you know what
she's a man
who did not
stand a chance
to sleep with
you know who
the only one
who LOVES blowing
hot air into
you KNOW what
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Ssquirrel
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Posts : 1368
Join date : 2009-06-19

PostSubject: Re: Let's play game - Complete the 'Story'...   Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:29 pm

Today my golf
club ate me
and my balls
took a dive
in water hazard
i jumped in
found a buaya
tickling my balls
i moan loudly
scaring the buaya
than came along
a big long
parang waving XMM
thick, and hairy
bushy and blond
curly and shiny
piece of shit
wearing nothin but
her golf shoes
I wanted to
call uncle lau
and pray sincerely
to golf God
instead xmm moaned
when she started
licking the shit
off my turban.
What the Heck!
But after that
i look up
and hit hard
then i realised
got armpit hair
sticking out from
my toes! then
to my horror
i realised that
got BO too...
I told myself
"RUN LIKE F**K"!!!!!
Because behind me
MT IS CHASING
WIF A DILDO
and pink balls.
To my dismay
he was not
wearing a bikini
But still BOOMZ!
and sumtink radz
just hit me
OH MY 'TIAN'
I AM COMING!
I reached down
to the place
a faraway land
before the time
to fly kite
far and high
and landed onto
the 19th hole
while Uncle Lau
pick his nose
wondering who sabo
lovely Ris low
to give up
her leopard prince
whom she thought
matched her bigini
and her furry
you know what
she's a man
who did not
stand a chance
to sleep with
you know who
the only one
who LOVES blowing
hot air into
you KNOW what
she calls it?
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Khorkar
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Posts : 2978
Join date : 2009-06-19
Age : 42
Location : Sinkapoh

PostSubject: Re: Let's play game - Complete the 'Story'...   Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:37 pm

Today my golf
club ate me
and my balls
took a dive
in water hazard
i jumped in
found a buaya
tickling my balls
i moan loudly
scaring the buaya
than came along
a big long
parang waving XMM
thick, and hairy
bushy and blond
curly and shiny
piece of shit
wearing nothin but
her golf shoes
I wanted to
call uncle lau
and pray sincerely
to golf God
instead xmm moaned
when she started
licking the shit
off my turban.
What the Heck!
But after that
i look up
and hit hard
then i realised
got armpit hair
sticking out from
my toes! then
to my horror
i realised that
got BO too...
I told myself
"RUN LIKE F**K"!!!!!
Because behind me
MT IS CHASING
WIF A DILDO
and pink balls.
To my dismay
he was not
wearing a bikini
But still BOOMZ!
and sumtink radz
just hit me
OH MY 'TIAN'
I AM COMING!
I reached down
to the place
a faraway land
before the time
to fly kite
far and high
and landed onto
the 19th hole
while Uncle Lau
pick his nose
wondering who sabo
lovely Ris low
to give up
her leopard prince
whom she thought
matched her bigini
and her furry
you know what
she's a man
who did not
stand a chance
to sleep with
you know who
the only one
who LOVES blowing
hot air into
you KNOW what
she calls it?
banana pudding pie
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daveaha
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Posts : 3179
Join date : 2009-06-22
Age : 40
Location : Singapore

PostSubject: Re: Let's play game - Complete the 'Story'...   Wed Oct 14, 2009 3:00 pm

Today my golf
club ate me
and my balls
took a dive
in water hazard
i jumped in
found a buaya
tickling my balls
i moan loudly
scaring the buaya
than came along
a big long
parang waving XMM
thick, and hairy
bushy and blond
curly and shiny
piece of shit
wearing nothin but
her golf shoes
I wanted to
call uncle lau
and pray sincerely
to golf God
instead xmm moaned
when she started
licking the shit
off my turban.
What the Heck!
But after that
i look up
and hit hard
then i realised
got armpit hair
sticking out from
my toes! then
to my horror
i realised that
got BO too...
I told myself
"RUN LIKE F**K"!!!!!
Because behind me
MT IS CHASING
WIF A DILDO
and pink balls.
To my dismay
he was not
wearing a bikini
But still BOOMZ!
and sumtink radz
just hit me
OH MY 'TIAN'
I AM COMING!
I reached down
to the place
a faraway land
before the time
to fly kite
far and high
and landed onto
the 19th hole
while Uncle Lau
pick his nose
wondering who sabo
lovely Ris low
to give up
her leopard prince
whom she thought
matched her bigini
and her furry
you know what
she's a man
who did not
stand a chance
to sleep with
you know who
the only one
who LOVES blowing
hot air into
you KNOW what
she calls it?
banana pudding pie
with the topping
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Swerve
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Posts : 176
Join date : 2009-10-07

PostSubject: Re: Let's play game - Complete the 'Story'...   Wed Oct 14, 2009 3:03 pm

Today my golf
club ate me
and my balls
took a dive
in water hazard
i jumped in
found a buaya
tickling my balls
i moan loudly
scaring the buaya
than came along
a big long
parang waving XMM
thick, and hairy
bushy and blond
curly and shiny
piece of shit
wearing nothin but
her golf shoes
I wanted to
call uncle lau
and pray sincerely
to golf God
instead xmm moaned
when she started
licking the shit
off my turban.
What the Heck!
But after that
i look up
and hit hard
then i realised
got armpit hair
sticking out from
my toes! then
to my horror
i realised that
got BO too...
I told myself
"RUN LIKE F**K"!!!!!
Because behind me
MT IS CHASING
WIF A DILDO
and pink balls.
To my dismay
he was not
wearing a bikini
But still BOOMZ!
and sumtink radz
just hit me
OH MY 'TIAN'
I AM COMING!
I reached down
to the place
a faraway land
before the time
to fly kite
far and high
and landed onto
the 19th hole
while Uncle Lau
pick his nose
wondering who sabo
lovely Ris low
to give up
her leopard prince
whom she thought
matched her bigini
and her furry
you know what
she's a man
who did not
stand a chance
to sleep with
you know who
the only one
who LOVES blowing
hot air into
you KNOW what
she calls it?
banana pudding pie
with the topping
then the XMM
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daveaha
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Posts : 3179
Join date : 2009-06-22
Age : 40
Location : Singapore

PostSubject: Re: Let's play game - Complete the 'Story'...   Wed Oct 14, 2009 3:09 pm

Today my golf
club ate me
and my balls
took a dive
in water hazard
i jumped in
found a buaya
tickling my balls
i moan loudly
scaring the buaya
than came along
a big long
parang waving XMM
thick, and hairy
bushy and blond
curly and shiny
piece of shit
wearing nothin but
her golf shoes
I wanted to
call uncle lau
and pray sincerely
to golf God
instead xmm moaned
when she started
licking the shit
off my turban.
What the Heck!
But after that
i look up
and hit hard
then i realised
got armpit hair
sticking out from
my toes! then
to my horror
i realised that
got BO too...
I told myself
"RUN LIKE F**K"!!!!!
Because behind me
MT IS CHASING
WIF A DILDO
and pink balls.
To my dismay
he was not
wearing a bikini
But still BOOMZ!
and sumtink radz
just hit me
OH MY 'TIAN'
I AM COMING!
I reached down
to the place
a faraway land
before the time
to fly kite
far and high
and landed onto
the 19th hole
while Uncle Lau
pick his nose
wondering who sabo
lovely Ris low
to give up
her leopard prince
whom she thought
matched her bigini
and her furry
you know what
she's a man
who did not
stand a chance
to sleep with
you know who
the only one
who LOVES blowing
hot air into
you KNOW what
she calls it?
banana pudding pie
with the topping
then the XMM
who is topless
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Swerve
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Posts : 176
Join date : 2009-10-07

PostSubject: Re: Let's play game - Complete the 'Story'...   Wed Oct 14, 2009 3:11 pm

Today my golf
club ate me
and my balls
took a dive
in water hazard
i jumped in
found a buaya
tickling my balls
i moan loudly
scaring the buaya
than came along
a big long
parang waving XMM
thick, and hairy
bushy and blond
curly and shiny
piece of shit
wearing nothin but
her golf shoes
I wanted to
call uncle lau
and pray sincerely
to golf God
instead xmm moaned
when she started
licking the shit
off my turban.
What the Heck!
But after that
i look up
and hit hard
then i realised
got armpit hair
sticking out from
my toes! then
to my horror
i realised that
got BO too...
I told myself
"RUN LIKE F**K"!!!!!
Because behind me
MT IS CHASING
WIF A DILDO
and pink balls.
To my dismay
he was not
wearing a bikini
But still BOOMZ!
and sumtink radz
just hit me
OH MY 'TIAN'
I AM COMING!
I reached down
to the place
a faraway land
before the time
to fly kite
far and high
and landed onto
the 19th hole
while Uncle Lau
pick his nose
wondering who sabo
lovely Ris low
to give up
her leopard prince
whom she thought
matched her bigini
and her furry
you know what
she's a man
who did not
stand a chance
to sleep with
you know who
the only one
who LOVES blowing
hot air into
you KNOW what
she calls it?
banana pudding pie
with the topping
then the XMM
who is topless
but SUPER hairy
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daveaha
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Posts : 3179
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Age : 40
Location : Singapore

PostSubject: Re: Let's play game - Complete the 'Story'...   Wed Oct 14, 2009 4:11 pm

Today my golf
club ate me
and my balls
took a dive
in water hazard
i jumped in
found a buaya
tickling my balls
i moan loudly
scaring the buaya
than came along
a big long
parang waving XMM
thick, and hairy
bushy and blond
curly and shiny
piece of shit
wearing nothin but
her golf shoes
I wanted to
call uncle lau
and pray sincerely
to golf God
instead xmm moaned
when she started
licking the shit
off my turban.
What the Heck!
But after that
i look up
and hit hard
then i realised
got armpit hair
sticking out from
my toes! then
to my horror
i realised that
got BO too...
I told myself
"RUN LIKE F**K"!!!!!
Because behind me
MT IS CHASING
WIF A DILDO
and pink balls.
To my dismay
he was not
wearing a bikini
But still BOOMZ!
and sumtink radz
just hit me
OH MY 'TIAN'
I AM COMING!
I reached down
to the place
a faraway land
before the time
to fly kite
far and high
and landed onto
the 19th hole
while Uncle Lau
pick his nose
wondering who sabo
lovely Ris low
to give up
her leopard prince
whom she thought
matched her bigini
and her furry
you know what
she's a man
who did not
stand a chance
to sleep with
you know who
the only one
who LOVES blowing
hot air into
you KNOW what
she calls it?
banana pudding pie
with the topping
then the XMM
who is topless
but SUPER hairy
yet still chio !
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Swerve
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Posts : 176
Join date : 2009-10-07

PostSubject: Re: Let's play game - Complete the 'Story'...   Wed Oct 14, 2009 4:15 pm

Today my golf
club ate me
and my balls
took a dive
in water hazard
i jumped in
found a buaya
tickling my balls
i moan loudly
scaring the buaya
than came along
a big long
parang waving XMM
thick, and hairy
bushy and blond
curly and shiny
piece of shit
wearing nothin but
her golf shoes
I wanted to
call uncle lau
and pray sincerely
to golf God
instead xmm moaned
when she started
licking the shit
off my turban.
What the Heck!
But after that
i look up
and hit hard
then i realised
got armpit hair
sticking out from
my toes! then
to my horror
i realised that
got BO too...
I told myself
"RUN LIKE F**K"!!!!!
Because behind me
MT IS CHASING
WIF A DILDO
and pink balls.
To my dismay
he was not
wearing a bikini
But still BOOMZ!
and sumtink radz
just hit me
OH MY 'TIAN'
I AM COMING!
I reached down
to the place
a faraway land
before the time
to fly kite
far and high
and landed onto
the 19th hole
while Uncle Lau
pick his nose
wondering who sabo
lovely Ris low
to give up
her leopard prince
whom she thought
matched her bigini
and her furry
you know what
she's a man
who did not
stand a chance
to sleep with
you know who
the only one
who LOVES blowing
hot air into
you KNOW what
she calls it?
banana pudding pie
with the topping
then the XMM
who is topless
but SUPER hairy
yet still chio !
so I removed..
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Roystonnn
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Posts : 1324
Join date : 2009-07-05
Age : 35
Location : Sometimes Serangoon Sometimes India

PostSubject: Re: Let's play game - Complete the 'Story'...   Wed Oct 14, 2009 4:22 pm

Today my golf
club ate me
and my balls
took a dive
in water hazard
i jumped in
found a buaya
tickling my balls
i moan loudly
scaring the buaya
than came along
a big long
parang waving XMM
thick, and hairy
bushy and blond
curly and shiny
piece of shit
wearing nothin but
her golf shoes
I wanted to
call uncle lau
and pray sincerely
to golf God
instead xmm moaned
when she started
licking the shit
off my turban.
What the Heck!
But after that
i look up
and hit hard
then i realised
got armpit hair
sticking out from
my toes! then
to my horror
i realised that
got BO too...
I told myself
"RUN LIKE F**K"!!!!!
Because behind me
MT IS CHASING
WIF A DILDO
and pink balls.
To my dismay
he was not
wearing a bikini
But still BOOMZ!
and sumtink radz
just hit me
OH MY 'TIAN'
I AM COMING!
I reached down
to the place
a faraway land
before the time
to fly kite
far and high
and landed onto
the 19th hole
while Uncle Lau
pick his nose
wondering who sabo
lovely Ris low
to give up
her leopard prince
whom she thought
matched her bigini
and her furry
you know what
she's a man
who did not
stand a chance
to sleep with
you know who
the only one
who LOVES blowing
hot air into
you KNOW what
she calls it?
banana pudding pie
with the topping
then the XMM
who is topless
but SUPER hairy
yet still chio !
so I removed..
her iron headcover
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Swerve
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Junior Golfer


Posts : 176
Join date : 2009-10-07

PostSubject: Re: Let's play game - Complete the 'Story'...   Wed Oct 14, 2009 4:23 pm

Today my golf
club ate me
and my balls
took a dive
in water hazard
i jumped in
found a buaya
tickling my balls
i moan loudly
scaring the buaya
than came along
a big long
parang waving XMM
thick, and hairy
bushy and blond
curly and shiny
piece of shit
wearing nothin but
her golf shoes
I wanted to
call uncle lau
and pray sincerely
to golf God
instead xmm moaned
when she started
licking the shit
off my turban.
What the Heck!
But after that
i look up
and hit hard
then i realised
got armpit hair
sticking out from
my toes! then
to my horror
i realised that
got BO too...
I told myself
"RUN LIKE F**K"!!!!!
Because behind me
MT IS CHASING
WIF A DILDO
and pink balls.
To my dismay
he was not
wearing a bikini
But still BOOMZ!
and sumtink radz
just hit me
OH MY 'TIAN'
I AM COMING!
I reached down
to the place
a faraway land
before the time
to fly kite
far and high
and landed onto
the 19th hole
while Uncle Lau
pick his nose
wondering who sabo
lovely Ris low
to give up
her leopard prince
whom she thought
matched her bigini
and her furry
you know what
she's a man
who did not
stand a chance
to sleep with
you know who
the only one
who LOVES blowing
hot air into
you KNOW what
she calls it?
banana pudding pie
with the topping
then the XMM
who is topless
but SUPER hairy
yet still chio !
so I removed..
her iron headcover
gently caressing it..
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simbk
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Posts : 52
Join date : 2009-09-09

PostSubject: Re: Let's play game - Complete the 'Story'...   Wed Oct 14, 2009 10:02 pm

Today my golf
club ate me
and my balls
took a dive
in water hazard
i jumped in
found a buaya
tickling my balls
i moan loudly
scaring the buaya
than came along
a big long
parang waving XMM
thick, and hairy
bushy and blond
curly and shiny
piece of shit
wearing nothin but
her golf shoes
I wanted to
call uncle lau
and pray sincerely
to golf God
instead xmm moaned
when she started
licking the shit
off my turban.
What the Heck!
But after that
i look up
and hit hard
then i realised
got armpit hair
sticking out from
my toes! then
to my horror
i realised that
got BO too...
I told myself
"RUN LIKE F**K"!!!!!
Because behind me
MT IS CHASING
WIF A DILDO
and pink balls.
To my dismay
he was not
wearing a bikini
But still BOOMZ!
and sumtink radz
just hit me
OH MY 'TIAN'
I AM COMING!
I reached down
to the place
a faraway land
before the time
to fly kite
far and high
and landed onto
the 19th hole
while Uncle Lau
pick his nose
wondering who sabo
lovely Ris low
to give up
her leopard prince
whom she thought
matched her bigini
and her furry
you know what
she's a man
who did not
stand a chance
to sleep with
you know who
the only one
who LOVES blowing
hot air into
you KNOW what
she calls it?
banana pudding pie
with the topping
then the XMM
who is topless
but SUPER hairy
yet still chio !
so I removed..
her iron headcover
gently caressing it..
wait a minute...
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Age : 42
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PostSubject: Re: Let's play game - Complete the 'Story'...   Wed Oct 14, 2009 10:33 pm

Today my golf
club ate me
and my balls
took a dive
in water hazard
i jumped in
found a buaya
tickling my balls
i moan loudly
scaring the buaya
than came along
a big long
parang waving XMM
thick, and hairy
bushy and blond
curly and shiny
piece of shit
wearing nothin but
her golf shoes
I wanted to
call uncle lau
and pray sincerely
to golf God
instead xmm moaned
when she started
licking the shit
off my turban.
What the Heck!
But after that
i look up
and hit hard
then i realised
got armpit hair
sticking out from
my toes! then
to my horror
i realised that
got BO too...
I told myself
"RUN LIKE F**K"!!!!!
Because behind me
MT IS CHASING
WIF A DILDO
and pink balls.
To my dismay
he was not
wearing a bikini
But still BOOMZ!
and sumtink radz
just hit me
OH MY 'TIAN'
I AM COMING!
I reached down
to the place
a faraway land
before the time
to fly kite
far and high
and landed onto
the 19th hole
while Uncle Lau
pick his nose
wondering who sabo
lovely Ris low
to give up
her leopard prince
whom she thought
matched her bigini
and her furry
you know what
she's a man
who did not
stand a chance
to sleep with
you know who
the only one
who LOVES blowing
hot air into
you KNOW what
she calls it?
banana pudding pie
with the topping
then the XMM
who is topless
but SUPER hairy
yet still chio !
so I removed..
her iron headcover
gently caressing it..
wait a minute...
time to wakeup..
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Posts : 1210
Join date : 2009-07-30
Age : 29
Location : Serangoon Gardens

PostSubject: Re: Let's play game - Complete the 'Story'...   Wed Oct 14, 2009 10:38 pm

Today my golf
club ate me
and my balls
took a dive
in water hazard
i jumped in
found a buaya
tickling my balls
i moan loudly
scaring the buaya
than came along
a big long
parang waving XMM
thick, and hairy
bushy and blond
curly and shiny
piece of shit
wearing nothin but
her golf shoes
I wanted to
call uncle lau
and pray sincerely
to golf God
instead xmm moaned
when she started
licking the shit
off my turban.
What the Heck!
But after that
i look up
and hit hard
then i realised
got armpit hair
sticking out from
my toes! then
to my horror
i realised that
got BO too...
I told myself
"RUN LIKE F**K"!!!!!
Because behind me
MT IS CHASING
WIF A DILDO
and pink balls.
To my dismay
he was not
wearing a bikini
But still BOOMZ!
and sumtink radz
just hit me
OH MY 'TIAN'
I AM COMING!
I reached down
to the place
a faraway land
before the time
to fly kite
far and high
and landed onto
the 19th hole
while Uncle Lau
pick his nose
wondering who sabo
lovely Ris low
to give up
her leopard prince
whom she thought
matched her bigini
and her furry
you know what
she's a man
who did not
stand a chance
to sleep with
you know who
the only one
who LOVES blowing
hot air into
you KNOW what
she calls it?
banana pudding pie
with the topping
then the XMM
who is topless
but SUPER hairy
yet still chio !
so I removed..
her iron headcover
gently caressing it..
wait a minute...
time to wakeup..
my bloody idea
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Posts : 1324
Join date : 2009-07-05
Age : 35
Location : Sometimes Serangoon Sometimes India

PostSubject: Re: Let's play game - Complete the 'Story'...   Wed Oct 14, 2009 11:29 pm

Today my golf
club ate me
and my balls
took a dive
in water hazard
i jumped in
found a buaya
tickling my balls
i moan loudly
scaring the buaya
than came along
a big long
parang waving XMM
thick, and hairy
bushy and blond
curly and shiny
piece of shit
wearing nothin but
her golf shoes
I wanted to
call uncle lau
and pray sincerely
to golf God
instead xmm moaned
when she started
licking the shit
off my turban.
What the Heck!
But after that
i look up
and hit hard
then i realised
got armpit hair
sticking out from
my toes! then
to my horror
i realised that
got BO too...
I told myself
"RUN LIKE F**K"!!!!!
Because behind me
MT IS CHASING
WIF A DILDO
and pink balls.
To my dismay
he was not
wearing a bikini
But still BOOMZ!
and sumtink radz
just hit me
OH MY 'TIAN'
I AM COMING!
I reached down
to the place
a faraway land
before the time
to fly kite
far and high
and landed onto
the 19th hole
while Uncle Lau
pick his nose
wondering who sabo
lovely Ris low
to give up
her leopard prince
whom she thought
matched her bigini
and her furry
you know what
she's a man
who did not
stand a chance
to sleep with
you know who
the only one
who LOVES blowing
hot air into
you KNOW what
she calls it?
banana pudding pie
with the topping
then the XMM
who is topless
but SUPER hairy
yet still chio !
so I removed..
her iron headcover
gently caressing it..
wait a minute...
time to wakeup..
my bloody idea
with a Boomz!
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Swerve
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Posts : 176
Join date : 2009-10-07

PostSubject: Re: Let's play game - Complete the 'Story'...   Thu Oct 15, 2009 10:01 am

Today my golf
club ate me
and my balls
took a dive
in water hazard
i jumped in
found a buaya
tickling my balls
i moan loudly
scaring the buaya
than came along
a big long
parang waving XMM
thick, and hairy
bushy and blond
curly and shiny
piece of shit
wearing nothin but
her golf shoes
I wanted to
call uncle lau
and pray sincerely
to golf God
instead xmm moaned
when she started
licking the shit
off my turban.
What the Heck!
But after that
i look up
and hit hard
then i realised
got armpit hair
sticking out from
my toes! then
to my horror
i realised that
got BO too...
I told myself
"RUN LIKE F**K"!!!!!
Because behind me
MT IS CHASING
WIF A DILDO
and pink balls.
To my dismay
he was not
wearing a bikini
But still BOOMZ!
and sumtink radz
just hit me
OH MY 'TIAN'
I AM COMING!
I reached down
to the place
a faraway land
before the time
to fly kite
far and high
and landed onto
the 19th hole
while Uncle Lau
pick his nose
wondering who sabo
lovely Ris low
to give up
her leopard prince
whom she thought
matched her bigini
and her furry
you know what
she's a man
who did not
stand a chance
to sleep with
you know who
the only one
who LOVES blowing
hot air into
you KNOW what
she calls it?
banana pudding pie
with the topping
then the XMM
who is topless
but SUPER hairy
yet still chio !
so I removed..
her iron headcover
gently caressing it..
wait a minute...
time to wakeup..
my bloody idea
with a Boomz!
So after Boomzing..
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Uncle Lau
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Posts : 1505
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Age : 51
Location : AMK Detention Barrack

PostSubject: Re: Let's play game - Complete the 'Story'...   Thu Oct 15, 2009 5:13 pm

Today my golf
club ate me
and my balls
took a dive
in water hazard
i jumped in
found a buaya
tickling my balls
i moan loudly
scaring the buaya
than came along
a big long
parang waving XMM
thick, and hairy
bushy and blond
curly and shiny
piece of shit
wearing nothin but
her golf shoes
I wanted to
call uncle lau
and pray sincerely
to golf God
instead xmm moaned
when she started
licking the shit
off my turban.
What the Heck!
But after that
i look up
and hit hard
then i realised
got armpit hair
sticking out from
my toes! then
to my horror
i realised that
got BO too...
I told myself
"RUN LIKE F**K"!!!!!
Because behind me
MT IS CHASING
WIF A DILDO
and pink balls.
To my dismay
he was not
wearing a bikini
But still BOOMZ!
and sumtink radz
just hit me
OH MY 'TIAN'
I AM COMING!
I reached down
to the place
a faraway land
before the time
to fly kite
far and high
and landed onto
the 19th hole
while Uncle Lau
pick his nose
wondering who sabo
lovely Ris low
to give up
her leopard prince
whom she thought
matched her bigini
and her furry
you know what
she's a man
who did not
stand a chance
to sleep with
you know who
the only one
who LOVES blowing
hot air into
you KNOW what
she calls it?
banana pudding pie
with the topping
then the XMM
who is topless
but SUPER hairy
yet still chio !
so I removed..
her iron headcover
gently caressing it..
wait a minute...
time to wakeup..
my bloody idea
with a Boomz!
So after Boomzing
char makan leow
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Posts : 1505
Join date : 2009-06-19
Age : 51
Location : AMK Detention Barrack

PostSubject: Re: Let's play game - Complete the 'Story'...   Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:13 pm

The story so far.......


Today my golf club ate me and my balls took a dive in water hazard. i jumped in found a buaya tickling my balls, i moan loudly scaring the buay than came along a big long parang waving XMM, thick and hairy, bushy and blond curly and shiny piece of shit wearing nothin but her golf shoes.

I wanted to call uncle lau and pray sincerely to golf God instead xmm moaned when she started licking the shit off my turban. What the Heck! But after that i look up and hit hard then i realised got armpit hair sticking out from my toes! then to my horrori realised that got BO too...

I told myself "RUN LIKE F**K"!!!!! Because behind me MT IS CHASING WIF A DILDO and pink balls. To my dismay he was not wearing a bikini But still BOOMZ! and sumtink radz just hit me OH MY 'TIAN' I AM COMING! I reached down to the place a faraway land before the time to fly kite far and high and landed onto the 19th hole...

while Uncle Lau pick his nose wondering who sabo lovely Ris low to give up her leopard prince whom she thought matched her bigini and her furry you know what she's a man who did not stand a chance to sleep with you know who the only one who LOVES blowing hot air into you KNOW what she calls it ?

banana pudding pie with the topping then the XMM who is topless but SUPER hairy yet still chio ! so I removed.. her iron headcover gently caressing it.. wait a minute... time to wakeup.. my bloody idea with a Boomz!


So after Boomzing
char makan leow
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